I manage to drive us all back, but just barely. Booze-cruising is harder than it looks, but somehow sober people manage to crash more than an intellectual drunk driver like me. Okay, enough alcoholic politics, I need to get the girls inside.
Both of them are sleeping on each other in the back seat. But, as soon as I park in the driveway, one of them fires right up.
Eve: PARTY!!! WE NEED TO PARTY!!!
Y/N: We don't need to party!
Ahri: Lynn... merrrmmmmm... shut.
Ahri slaps Eve, planting her hand on Eve's face and together they both just giggle.
Eve: BABABAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
My ears are ringing... I get out of the car and open the door for them, but I have to resort to helping them both out of the car. I'm able to walk them both inside, and what I see when I enter the living room is uhh... interesting...
Kali: YEAH, WORK IT GIRL, WORK IT!!!
*SLAP! SLAP! PLAP!*
I'm hearing hip hop blasting out of the soundbar in the lounge, and when I finally round the corner, helping Eve and Ahri, I see the next two girls in question, both absolutely blasted. Kai is on her hands and knees... wait...
That was Akali slapping Kai's ass, okay, now I understand. Kali and Kai were taking shots together, looks like watching stuff or playing a game together, and now they started getting too drunk to focus, so now they're partying, and now Kali is making it rain as Kai is twerking on the ottoman. She looks so good in those leggings...
Y/N: Well, what do we have here?!
Kai looks behind her, arching her back and then immediately rolling off the ottoman and onto the couch, like she did nothing. When I saw her pant-line, it was stuffed with money, so they were playing around, pretending they were in a strip club.
Kali: BABE!!!
Kali runs over, flopping over the couch and then rolling over, popping up right in front of me. She's also fucked, I can tell by looking at her, I've known her enough she is extra zesty after a few shots of soju in her. That's what it looks like they've been drinking.
Kali: Gimme a kiss...
I kiss Kali on the lips, making Eve and Ahri both jealous, but they're too drunk to do anything about it.
Ahri: HEY!!! Where's my... breh...
*FLOP! CLOTH THUD!*
She flops over the couch, and rolls over it, landing on the floor. Eve is just a big giggle-puss, doing nothing but laughing at Ahri's mishaps and Kai's embarrassment.
Kai: W-w-w-we d-didn't know y-y- *hiccup* you'd be home so soon...
Eve: Y/N!!! Gib... kiss... n-now... hehe...
Y/N: You guys are a bunch of wrecks! You guys are so weird when you get drunk!
Ahri: Eeeejjjshh... mmmph... *Purring noises*
She curls up in a ball on the carpet and falls asleep, right in the middle of the living room. I kiss Kali one more time and drag her to the couch with me, where I sit down next to Kali and Eve. Eve starts moaning and groaning in my direction, putting her claws on me and pulling on me. She starts puckering her lips.
Eve: Mmmm... Mmmmoomoomoo... Give me a kiss! NOW, DARLING!!! *Puckering sounds*
I lean in and give Eve a wet kiss, and she takes the opportunity to yank on my legs with her tails, and keeps kissing me, tilting her head even when I try to back away. She pulls me over to her completely, giving Kali my feet. I end up getting on top of her and sort of making out with her as best as I can.
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My Cursed Luck (K/DA x Male Reader)
Fanfiction- Y/N is an archivist, scratch that, an "information artist", and he likes to believe he's cursed, cursed with bad luck, resulting in the constant lack of optimism, depression. However, his past few years have been pretty tame as far as just going t...
