Betty's Voiceover
Previously on Riverdale...
In school Hallway
Koose kissing
Moose says to Kevin "Dude, what are you doing?"
Kevin says to Moose "What we've been doing all summer."
Moose says to Kevin "My dad is right over there."
Kevin says to Moose "Why?"
Moose says to Kevin "He's the new RROTC instructor."
In a classroom
Marcus says to the boys "Welcome, cadets.
Kevin walks in
Kevin says to Marcus "Excuse me, Major Mason? I'm hoping it's not too late to join?"
In La Bonne Nuit
Archie says to everyone "Can I get another
bartender in here, please?"
Toby grabs Archie
Josie says to Toby "Hey, Toby! Toby! I know him."
In the bathroom
Josie says to Archie "Listen up, Andrews,you are in free fall,and I am not having it.
In Foxs forest
Jughead says to Choni "You broke the code.
Turn in your jackets and go."
Toni says to Jughead "Are you serious, Jones?I'm a Serpent by blood. You can't take that away from me.
In La Bonne Nuit
Veronica says to Reggie "I think my mom may have hired someone to shoot my father,so that she could make a profit from the sale of his drug operation.We're gonna destroy them before my mom sells everything.
At the bonfire
Veronica and Reggie burns everything
In the Hospital hallway
Hermione says to Veronica "What the hell did you do?My buyer is coming, Veronica,and they are gonna want blood."
In the episode
Jughead's Voiceover
Riverdale is like Bizarro Town.Where murder, mystery, and candy drugs aren't the exception, they're the norm.You forget sometimes,that people are still just living their lives.Doing things as ordinary as getting married.
In Pops
Kevin says to Tom and Sierra "What do you mean,you don't want a big wedding?"
Sierra says to Kevin "Well, we just finalized
our divorces, Kevin.And this is a second marriage
for both of us.And with everything that's
going on in Riverdale..."
Tom says to Kevin and Josie "Yeah, we just wanna go down to Town Hall and just keep it simple."
Josie says to Kevin "If I may?"
Josie says to Sierra and Tom "We fully disagree.
But we're not the ones getting married,so we respect your decision,as long as you let us throw you an after-party at La Bonne Nuit."
Tom says to Himself "Ah."
Kevin says to Tom and Sierra "If there's no wedding reception,it means the Gargoyle King has won."
Sierra says to Kevin and Sierra "Okay, but a small one."
Jodie says to Sierra "Fabulous. I'll send out invites today."
Marcus and Moose walks in
Tom says to Marcus "Marcus."
Marcus says to Tom "Tom."
Marcus says to Kevin "Cadet Keller,"
Marcus says to Josie and Sierra "ladies."
Marcus says to Tom,Sierra ,Kevin and Josie "How are you all doing?"
Tom says to Marcus "We're good. Thank you."
Sierra says to Marcus "Actually, we've got some news.Tom and I are finally tying the knot,and these two are throwing us an after-party downstairs.You and Moose can be our first invites.How about it?"
Marcus says to Sierra "I'll... check my calendar, Sierra."
Marcus walks away
Moose smiles at Kevin
Josie says to Tom "What's his deal?"
Tom says to Josie "Marcus and I used to be good friends.We did RROTC together, but we just grew apart."
Sierra says to Tom "It's probably the jealousy."
Tom says to Sierra "Well..."
Sierra says to Tom "Marcus always had
a crush on me, as you know."
Tom Chuckles
Sierra says to Tom "But I only had eyes for you."
Tom says to Sierra "Oh, lucky me."
Tom and Sierra kissing in front of their kids
In Cheryl's Bedroom
Cheryl says to herself "Mm."
Cheryl says to Toni "It feels so good to sleep
in a real bed, doesn't it?Far away the rural horrors of Tent City?"
Toni says to Cheryl "Well, I don't miss the cold or
the mud, that's true. But...I don't know.I miss the gang, babe."
Toni's and Cheryl's phone buzzes off at the same time
Choni grabs their phones at the same time
Cheryl sighs
Toni says to Cheryl "Oh, my God. Our SAT scores."
Cheryl says to Toni "I pray mine are good enough
for Highsmith College.The women of my family have gone there for generations.I don't indent to break Blossom tradition."
Cheryl looks at her scores
Cheryl says to Toni "Much like desert hearts,
my score's not perfect,but it's close.How'd you fare, T.T.?"
Toni looks at her scores
Cheryl says to Toni "Flawless,as I've always known you to be."
Cheryl chuckles
Choni kissing
In Hermione's office
Hermione says to Veggie "Since you two vigilantes took it upon yourselves to burn all the Fizzle Rocks that I had already sold,you are gonna come up with the money to pay back what's owed."
Hermione takes her glasses off
Veronica and Reggie are shocked
Reggie says to Hermione "How are we supposed to do that?"
Hermione says to Reggie "I'd start with
the speakeasy's coffers."
Hermione says to Hermione "We don't make nearly enough to pay off whatever kingpin you're working with, Mom."
Hermione says to Veronica "Well, then I suggest
you get creative, mija.And quickly.The buyer, who has a reputation for being dangerously unhinged,is on their way to Riverdale,and they're looking to get paid back in full for the drugs they are not getting."
Veronica says to Hermione "Who is this buyer?"
Hermione says to Veronica "You don't need to know.They're sending an intermediary."
Reggie says to Hermione "How much money are we talking about, Mrs. Lodge?"
Hermione gives Reggie paper
Veronica says to Hermione "And suddenly, I'm in
an episode of Ozark."
Hermione says to Veronica "No,but you are in
the big leagues now,and it is time to sink or swim."
Veronica and Reggie looks at each other
In Highsmith College
Cheryl says to the college women"Furthermore, I've successfully balanced my duties as Captain of the River Vixens and president of the student body,whilst maintaining a 4.2 GPA,perfect attendance, and achieving an almost perfect SAT score.For these reasons, I believe I'm an
exemplary candidate for Highsmith College.Not to mention, I'm legacy."
College women says to Cheryl "You are, Ms. Blossom. However,most recently, Highsmith College's Board of Directors"
College women takes her glasses off
have decided it's time to diversify our student body with women from outside the alumni pool."
Cheryl says to College women "This is a new initiative?
College women says to Cheryl "I'm afraid so,but long overdue,don't you agree?"
Cheryl says to the College Women "Oh. Absolutely.I'm just imagining which board member in particular suddenly developed a conscience."
In the music room
Koose kissing
Kevin says to Moose "Hey, I need to
ask you something.Hey.Will you be my date to my dad's wedding?"
Moose says to Kevin "Kevin..."
Kevin says to Moose "I know, it's a public event. And you haven't come out to your dad yet.But maybe it's time?I mean, how long have we
been together?"
Moose says to Kevin "Since summer started."
Kevin says to Moose "So practically forever.And I love the clandestine grope as much as the next gay guy,but we've never even spent a proper night together."
Moose says to Kevin "You don't think I want to?"
Kevin says to Moose "So do it, just talk to your dad.
Marcus walks in
Moose says to Marcus "Dad."
Kevin says to Marcus "Major Mason."
Boy says to Marcus "I told you they were in here, sir."
Marcus says to Moose and Kevin "Cadet Mason, Cadet Keller.The meeting with the Naval Academy recruitment officer is about to start.So,
on the double."
Moose says to Kevin "I'm sorry, Kev, I can't."
Kevin sighs
At Fox forest
Josie knocks on the trailer
Josie walks in
Josie says to Sweet Pea "Hey, Sweet Pea.I hope you don't mind me dropping by like this."
Sweet Pea "I'm always happy to see you, Josie.
Especially if this is a..."
Josie says to Sweet Pea "A booty call?"
Sweet Pea says to Josie "Wouldn't be the first one we've had since our summer fling ended."
Josie says to Sweet Pea "Well, it's not.Um...I don't know if you've heard,but my mom is getting married.To Kevin's dad.And I wanted to know if you would be my date to the wedding."
Sweet Pea says to Josie "As your boyfriend?"
Josie says to Sweet Pea "Does it have to be so official?"
Sweet Pea chuckles
Sweet Pea says to Josie "Look,Josie...I like you. And I would be with you,all in with you, in a second,but...you sliding into my life whenever you don't wanna be alone...I'm not built that way.
Maybe that makes me needy,but I just...I gotta get off this merry-go-round with you."
In the Maple Club
Cheryl says to Penelope "So, this is the infamous Maple Club.And no surprise it's as cheap
and callow as your efforts to sabotage my admission to your alma mater.I spoke to the headmistress at Highsmith College.She enlightened me about a certain new policy
that seems designed specifically to keep me from attending.I can't think of anyone else who would stoop so low, Mumsy.Care to explain?"
Penelope says to Cheryl "Oh,Cheryl.The hallowed halls of Highsmith shall not be polluted
by someone of your...alignment.You are an aberration."
Cheryl says to Penelope And I'm so sure the alumni newsletter would be thrilled to profile
a twice-widowed dominatrix with a proclivity for poison."
Penelope says to Cheryl "With the hefty financial gifts I've bestowed upon them over the years,I doubt they would bat an eye.Now, accept it, Cheryl.This is the price of salt.Your presence shall not besmirch Highsmith."
In Five Seasons
Tom Chuckles
Sierra says to Tom "The charges against you
are very serious.
Tom says to Sierra "Oh, wow, what do you suggest?"
Sierra says to Tom "I could request an injunction."
Tom chuckles
Tom says to Sierra "I think I'd like to go straight to trial."
Tom and Sierra laughing
Tom says to Sierra "Where you going?"
Sierra says to Tom "I am having a little snack, before having my other snack."
Tom laughs
There is a letter on a tray
Tom says to Sierra "What is it?"
Sierra opens the letter
Sierra says to Tom "Fair Sierriana,Friar Thomas,
congratulations on your upcoming nuptials.
If you wish to live to see this blessed event,
you must reunite with your Midnight Club to co...
To complete Ascension Night once and for all."
Tom says to Sierra "Tell no one,or your children
will pay the price.Best wishes...the Gargoyle King."
Sierra and Tom looks each other in the eyes
