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Previously onRiverdale...
In Stonewall Prep,dorm
Moose is in the doorway
Moose says to Jughead "Jughead?"
Jughead says to Moose "Moose.What the hell?"
Jughead hugs Moose
Jughead says to Moose "Wait, are you my roommate?"
In Pembroke,Hiram's study
Agent Ordelia says to Hermione "Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder.Your own husband's."
FBI puts handcuffs on Hermione
In prison
Hiram says to Veronica "Mija, I'm not paying
for your crimes.I told the world what you are.
Deal with it."
In coopers house,living room
Charles says to Betty "I think you'd make
an excellent candidate for the Junior FBI Training Program."
In Stonewall Prep,dorm/Betty's bedroom
Jughead says to Betty "So are you warming up
to our half-brother now?"
Betty says to Jughead "Yeah. Kind of."
Jughead says to Betty "I'm just glad that Charles was there for you."
In the Gym
Munroe says to Archie "Didn't we say we were gonna turn this place into a community center?"
Archie says to Munroe "Feels like it's time."
In Andrews house,kitchen
Mary says to Archie "No one is safe here.Is that really the town that you want to invest in?"
In Veronica's bedroom
Veronica says to Archie "You're not actually considering fighting crime in those tights, are you?"
Archie says to Veronica "Of course not.I'm going to need a mask."
In the episode
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They say every town gets the hero it deserves.
Riverdale's was Archie Andrews.
In Archie's bedroom
Archie gets dressed
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High school athlete by day,would-be crime fighter by night,patrolling the shadows
of Sketch Alley down by the Southside Docks,
where Archie's community center is.You wouldn't want to be caught there too long after dark.That's when the rats came out.
In the streets
Man grabs the woman's bag
Woman shrieks
Archie says to Woman "Here."
Woman says to Archie "Stay away from me!"
Woman uses pepper spray
Archie groaning
Woman runs away
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All in all,not an auspicious second outing
In Andrews house,kitchen
Archie washes his eyes
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for Riverdale's dark-suited vigilante.
School bell rings
In school hallway
Betty walks over to Kevin
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And speaking of crime-fighting...
Betty says to Kevin "Kev, what are your after-school plans?"
Kevin says to Betty "Cruising the bathrooms
at Sheds and Royal."
Betty says to Kevin "Perfect.Then you can join me
for my first Junior FBI class."
Kevin says to Betty "The one that your hot
half-brother is teaching?"
Betty says to Kevin "Yes.I asked Charles
if you could enroll and he said everyone's welcome."
Kevin says to Betty "Remind me, is your brother
gay or straight?"
Betty says to Kevin "I actually have no idea.
But seniors from a bunch of different high schools have signed up, so who knows,maybe you'll meet a cute,gay FBI agent-in-training."
Kevin says to Betty "I'm in.When and where?"
In prison
Mary says to Hermione "Seems that the District Attorney is pinning her entire case on linking you
to Hiram's would-be murderer,Tall Boy Petite."
Hermione says to Mary "Which is absurd.I mean, I've never even had any interaction with the man."
Mary says to Hermione "Well, there is still the issue of the large sum of money the police found in your monogrammed Tucci bag in Tall Boy's apartment."
Hermione says to Mary "Obviously, Hiram planted it there to frame me."
Mary says to Hermione "FP will testify that he
searched Tall Boy's apartment right after he died.
He'll swear that there was no bag of money in evidence at that time."
Veronica says to Hermione"This week is insane.
I've got two papers due,your trial's starting, Daddy's trial is around the corner..."
Mary says to Veronica "From what I've heard,
the federal prosecutor's going after your father
pretty hard."
Veronica says to Mary "Oh, believe me, I know,
I've been meeting with her on the DL.Goals for this week? Get Mom out of jail and make sure Daddy stays rotting in his."
In Stonewall Prep,library
Donna says to Jughead "What you working on?"
Jughead says to Donna "Same thing as when
you drugged me, Donna.Except this time
I actually found something.I know the Stonewall Four is supposed to be an urban legend,but when I checked the town paper,four people had
actually gone missing over the last 30 years.
That's exactly what happened to Moose."
Donna says to Jughead "Marmaduke is fine.
He's just busy in basic training."
Donna takes her phone out
Donna says to Jughead "Look."
Donna gives her phone to Jughead
Donna says to Jughead "We've been texting."
In the classroom
Rupert says to everyone "You guys are in for a treat.Advanced copies of my latest novel.It doesn't hit stores till Christmas,so no spoilers."
Jughead says to Rupert "Wait. Mr. Chipping,
you wrote a Baxter Brothers Mystery?Are you Franklin P. Paxton?"
Rupert says to Jughead "I am. Well,it's my nom de plume."
Jughead says to Rupert "But The Secret of the Old Windmill came out like, what,decades ago?
How's that possible?"
Rupert says to Jughead "I'm merely the latest in a long line of ghostwriters over the decades."
Jughead says to Rupert " My mind is blown.Mr. Chipping, I used to love these books when I was a kid.They were my gateway drug into serious crime fiction."
Bret scoffs
Rupert says to everyone"Well, then you're in luck.To celebrate the publication of Ten Little Boy Scouts, Stonewall Prep is throwing me
a little wine and cheese,to which you all are invited.As are previous ghostwriters."
Jughead smiles
In Pops
