At the clinic at dark, Dr Terminus is getting the book out.
Terminus: You think this kid Dick would sell it?
Hoagy: Money talks.
Terminus: First there's a dragon. Now he tells me money talks. Will miracles never cease? Dragons, dragons, dragons. Dragons. (He coughs) List of useful parts. Claws, ears, tongue. Hey, this could be a very profitable business. There's so many cures from bits of dragon. (Chuckles) (singing) Dragon whiskers, dragon toes
A dragon tooth and a dragon nose
Every little piece, every little piece
We could make a million by slicing him, dicing him
Hoagy we can sell every little cell
There's enough of him to go around
Money, money, money by the pound
Every little piece, every little piece
I can take a scissor and clip him up, rip him up
Every little part is a work of art
Think of what a dragon heart would bring
Wrapped up in a ribbon and a string
Both: Dragon liver can cure a cold,
Dragon powder grows hair,
With dragon blood
You'll never grow old
Terminus: Every item is covered with gold
Hoagy: Every item is covered with gold!
Terminus: Every little piece, every little piece
Dragon, you're my wagon to destiny, you're the key
Every little shred, moving me ahead
Every dream of mine will be fulfilled
What a dragon business we can build
Both: Dragon cartilage keeps you thin,
Dragon fat is for burns,
A dragon tear will clear up your skin
Terminus: Watch the profits come rolling in
Both: Watch the profits come rolling in!
Every little piece, every little crease
Terminus: Lead me to the dragon
I'll buy him up, tie him up
Drag him from the cave, show him that I'm brave
I'll bind him up, grind him up, lock him up, chop him up
Can't you hear that jingle-jangle sound?
Hoagy: Oh yeah!
Both: It's money, money, money by the pound!
He went outside and dance.
Terminus: Money, money, money!
Crowns
Hoagy: Sous
Terminus: We'll have banks
Hoagy: Full of francs
Terminus: Quids
Hoagy: Bucks
Both: In truckloads! Cash
Terminus: Stocks
Hoagy: Bonds
Terminus: Bigger shares
Hoagy: Millionaire
Terminus: Marks
Hoagy: Yens
Both: In tens and twenties! Cash
Dragon cartilage keeps you thin,
Dragon fat is for burns,
A dragon tear will clear up you skin.
Watch the profits come rolling in.
Watch the profits come rolling in!
Every little piece, every little crease!
Terminus: Lead us to the dragon, we'll buy him up
Hoagy: Tie him up
Terminus: Drag him from the cave, show him that we're brave
Hoagy: Oh, no, boss, no, you go yourself
Terminus: We'll bind him up, grind him up, lock him up, chop him up
Can't you hear that jingle-jangle sound?
Hoagy: Oh yeah!
Both: It's money, money, money by the pound!
They went to the tavern.
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Dick's Dragon
FantasyElliott, a magical and sometimes mischievous dragon, causes chaos in a Gotham fishing village when he tries to help a young orphan called Dick escape from his evil foster parents. Pete wants to live in the lighthouse with Selina and her butler. Will...
