Llorumi Oneshots - NINJAGO Fanfiction

Scandalous

NOT written by myself, just slightly edited (yes, I had permission, I asked my friend to write it as I was stuck at the time)
Requested by lolimdumbandgay

Of course I was sent to kidnap Lloyd. Gah, it's always ‘Rumi do this, Rumi do that.’ I swear I do everything around here. If it weren't for me this empire would fall apart. It would be in ruins, shambles, if you will.

If it weren't for me Garmadon wouldn't even be here. I don't know why the rest of the team I put together is incapable of doing anything, but they are so I do everything.

“Harumi!” I pause at the sound of Garmadons voice. “Are you going to kidnap my son, or not? Why are you still here?”

It took everything in me to not lash out about how pissed I am. “I was just headed out, I just needed to grab my knives.”

“Good.” He put his hands behind his back and walked back to where he came from.

I went to my room, grabbed my knives, put my hair in a ponytail, and went out the front door. Garmadon wants me to sneak in, because he ‘doesn't want Lloyd on high alert’ . I would like to say that I'm sure he is always on high alert, but whatever. I don't run this place.

I am thanking FSM that the dump that Lloyd and his team are staying at isn't too far away. From what my sources tell me, no one should be here except for Lloyd. I hope that's true, because if it's not it just makes my life a whole lot harder.

His base was surprisingly easy to break into. There wasn't much ‘breaking’ more ‘walking.’ The door was unlocked, and cracked open. Maybe he is expecting me, no, that would be crazy.

How could he know I was coming?

Unless we have a spy. But that's also crazy, because I check everyone that comes in.

I soundlessly walk through the building. I still don't see Lloyd.

Where could he be?

“Oh, Loydie.” I say in a sing-songy voice. “Where are you?”

I didn't need to keep talking, because he was in a small room upstairs. He was just sitting there. The room was lit by yellowish bulbs, and it had a fully open glass window/wall.

“I found you.” I whisper more to myself than to Lloyd. “Time to come home with me.” That sounded wrong. That sounded really sexual.

I quietly make my way up the steps that lead to the room he was in.

Let's do this.

I kicked the door down, and my knife found its way to Lloyd's direction.

“Hey.”

“Did you seriously have to break down the door? I mean, I'm all here for theatrics, but seriously Rumi. That was a bit much.”

“Just shut up and fight me.”

Lloyd grabbed a nearby knife and swiped it at mine just as I was about to strike him. I threw a knife at him, he narrowly missed it.

“Rumi, it really doesn't have to be this way.”

“That's your hero speech? Pathetic.”

Lloyd and I stood facing each other in the small space. I lunged forward, launching a handful of shurikens at Lloyd. Lloyd dodged them, backflipping and landing with precision.

Showoff.

With the flick of his hand, he summoned an elemental shield to block my next attack, but it failed and I ended up slicing his side.