Okay, so this is an alternative universe where for whatever godsaken reason it works like this:
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LEADER: Cole
CO-LEADER: Zane
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NINJAS: Kai, Nya, Lloyd, Jay
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SAMURAI X: PixalSo instead of Lloyd having the weight of Ninjago on his shoulders, he is the all-powerful but not the leader
Okay, that's it other than mentioning that Lloyd has a semi-Kai attitude in this
Oh, and that the other Ninjas never got sent to the first realm••••••••••••••••
Lloyd had been trapped, chased down by the new "emperor's" army: the Sons of Garmadon. Lloyd was a high ranking member in the resistance against them, a group aimed to destroy Garmadon's control over their beloved city.
He was stuck at the end of an alleyway, at a dead end. The buildings were too high and he had twisted his ankle the previous evening, he couldn't risk falling and damaging himself further.
Some goons had chased after him after the small group split up, hoping to evade capture. Ultra went after Nya and Jay, Mr. E after Zane and Shade, Killow after Cole, Kai and Skylor.He was prepared to fight, he had to fight. He refused to be taken captive again, it was bad enough not being able to let his fingers roam across Harumi's body when he was stuck in that horrid cell at the resurrection that time.
The only good thing he got was being able to bid her goodbye in the police custody van, while taunting her of course.
Imagine how fun and interrogation could've been, had his father not broken his crazy crush out of the police department."Boys, boys.." he heard the woman's name call as she walked up behind the goons, presumably having given up chasing Neuro.
"Don't you know not to back an animal into a corner?" Harumi, or, the Quiet One, lightly scolded her underlings. They looked between each other, embarrassed to be seen unable to do their jobs.Harumi clicked her fingers. "Leave us. Go help the others." the two goons immediately left, going to rejoin their gangmates.
The white-haired female approached Lloyd, standing right in front of him. The blonde remained stationary, trying to see what her plan was. He stared down into her eyes, watching as her head tilted to the right a little. She had to look up to even meet his eyes, she was so damn short, it was adorable to him.
He looked over her body, noticing that her usual suit was damaged in some spots. Specifically ripped across her arms and knees. It seems that she trains in this attire as well as scouting and serving."Are you undressing me, Lloyd?" Harumi said in a soft voice as she begun to circle him, her hand running across his stomach gently before circling his body at that level. "If I'd have known you were into me that much, I'd have seduced you into joining.."
"Did you seduce those two idiots?" Lloyd asked, his voice dripping with envy.. The very thought of Harumi having sex with them turned his stomach. He was the only one who would appreciate her right.
"And what if I did?" Harumi teased as she continued to circle Lloyd, watching as his head turned slowly to watch her circle him.
"You don't decide how I recruit people, Green Ninja." she spoke slower as her hand glided towards his waistline. Lloyd quickly grasped her by the wrist, halting her actions."You're not recruiting me like that." Lloyd stated, biting his lower lip as a smirk climbed its way onto her lips.
"I've never recruited anyone like that."
"Good.. Because that's a very str-"
"I've slept with them though." Harumi claimed, causing Lloyd's eyes to widen. "I've slept with a lot of them. Riden every single one of their cocks." the white-haired female announced, fluttering her eyelashes over her blue eyes.
"No way in hell."
"Tell me, Young Garmadon." Harumi spoke as she begun to wrap her own fingers around his wrist, "Would you like me to ride you?~" Harumi said in a sing-song voice as she brought her lips to his hand, her lipstick marking his palm.
Before Lloyd could even think of a response, they could hear footsteps approaching, quickly.
"Agh, that's not my men.." Harumi muttered as she let go, slipping out of Lloyd's gasp while he was in a daze. "Saved by the Resistance, Lloydie."
Harumi leant her foot against the wall, ready to launch herself up. "Till we meet again, my precious Ninja. You always were my favourite." Harumi slid a wink before launching herself up.Lloyd came to his senses, "No!" he went to chase her and grab her leg, but she had gotten out of reach. "DAMN IT!" he groaned as he hit the wall with his fist.
Pixal and Misako ran around, their footsteps having been the ones heard. "Lloyd!" Misako called her son's name, running over and checking on him, "Are you alright? We heard some of those gangsters say that the Quiet One caught up to you."
Lloyd, rubbing his hand in his pocket to remove Harumi's lipstick, shrugged softly. "I was close to getting her but then she got away.. Sorry Mom, Pixal."
"It is alright." Pixal responded. "Let's get out of here while we still can."
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Llorumi Oneshots - NINJAGO Fanfiction
RomanceI post oneshots when I get the ideas and motivation to do so, enjoy. P.s. most of them contain either dark & dirty humour or are mature