Epilogue Pineapples and rubber duckies

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One week later, Professor Magnolia came into my house and congratulated me on defeating Leon. She decided to give me the master ball after hearing of this incident. "This Pokeball can capture any Pokeball without fail. I suggest that you use this on a Pokemon you want to add to your team but is hard to catch, like a Corvisquire or a Drednaw." Magnolia said to me as I thanked her for the tool. She then tells me that Hop is in the Slumbering Wield waiting for me to return the sword and shield.

Inside the Slumbering Wield I come across Hop who asked for one last battle before finally putting the heroes' weapons away. To which I accepted

Hop starts by bringing his Dubwool as I bring Gallade. Dubwool tries to use cotton guard but the swords dance and brick breaking helped deal with the sheep before it became too defensive. Hop brings Pincurchin as I bring Chun-Li. Chun-Li drill rushes Pincurchin while it was blowing bubbles at Chun-Li. Despite the super effective damage, Chun-Li was pretty much unscathed. Hop proceeds to send out Snorlax and I switch back to Gallade who uses swords dance. Snorlax uses a heavy slam only to get hit by a brick break. Hop then responds with his Corviknight as I bring Jessie. Corviknight uses brave bird which damages itself and helps Jessie land a counter. Cramorant was up and Chun-Li was ready. Cramorant surfed on the waves as Chun-Li threw rocks. Before falling Cramorant threw a Pikachu which paralyzed Chun-Li. Hop finally brings out his Cinderace who throws a pyro ball at Chun-Li. Chun-Li was not taking it and decided to drill Cinderace to the ground.

Sonia then comes and questions what we were doing. We talked about the battle and Sonia asked "Shouldn't you two put back the sword and shield?" Hop and I realized forgot and we both said "Oh wait that was what we were here for. Come on let's do it."

As we put the two weapons away Sonia talks about how she is now a professor. She hands me a book with her autograph as Hop says "I bought your book day one and I was first in line." Sonia thanks him and says "I will sign your book later." Two guys with very bizarre haircuts came up to us and asked if Sonia was the professor that wrote the Galar history book. Sonia says "Why yes have you read it?" The one in red said "We have read your book each page actually." The one in blue said "We even have a review of the book online. It was full of lies that was a one star book at best." Sonia, offended by the words said "Hey! My book didn't have lies!" Hop also said to them "You seriously came over to her just to say that her book sucked? You have some serious dedication on being jerks." The blue one said "I am Sordward." The red one said "I am Shielbert." "We are both not just kings but we are also celebrities." I laughed so hard that even Hop thought I lost my mind. "Dude, no way. No fricking way. You guys not only have dumb names but you guys are also called Squidward and Shielbert!?" Sordward said "It's Sordward!" "Anyways we are going to take these now." Sordward and Shielbert took the sword and shield as Hop says "Hey! We just returned those give them back!" Sordward says "Oh maybe we will after you battle us." I say "Alright but I'm not taking this seriously." Sordward then says "Ok but prepare to lose."

Sordward brings Sirfetch'd as I bring Gallade. We both did a swords dance and the skills of Gallade were so good that Sirfetch'd fainted. Sordward then brings out his Golisopod who gives us a first impression. Gallade headbutts it before it could do any damage though. Doublade is next as I send Chun-Li. Chun-Li drill rushes into Doublade and in two hits it dies. Bisharp is next though I expected a sucker punch I just risked it and did a drill rush. Which finishes off Sordward's team and lets me wield the sword again.

Sordward says "You fought well. I should give you the sword but... I am not going to do that. I shall head off now as a celebrity since you know I do whatever I want and- HEY!" I kick him in the stomach and telekinetically take the rusted sword saying "I'm sorry but didn't you know I had psychic powers? Now scram!" Hop says "Dang it I lost the battle. Shielbert runs off before I could do anything as I was too busy with the sword. Hop despite being injured tries to pursue Shielbert and flees off. Sonia has me go to the lab as there may be a way to track the two weirdos and we head off.

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