Tsukasa and Rui have a kid (he's 13 with blonde, fluffy hair, and blue streaks naturally, but he dyes his hair black, yellow eyes, and 5'4)
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"Dad..." Hiromi whispered.
"What?" Tsukasa groans. He opens in his eyes to see his 13-year-old son shaking.
"There's something in the living room..."
Rui stands up and looks down the stairs. Tsukaew grabs a bat and runs downstairs.
"Okay, third time this week, we are gonna mo- WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?"
Hiromi jumps and runs downstairs.
"Is that... A PELICAN?"
Tsukasa and Hiromi looked at each other and then at Rui.
"Babe, did you order a pelican?" Tsukasa says angrily, arms crossed.
"Why would I order a PELICAN? It's not like we're gonna keep it as a pet. Feed it? Finding fucking Nemo?"
Hiromi stared at his father and chuckled.
"Maybe look at the broken window?" He pointed out.
Tsukasa turns to the window, taking a moment to process the entire window broken, pieces of glass on the ground, scattered.
"Oh. That's probably a really good hint- IT'S MOVING."
Everyone looked down at the Pelican that was twitching on the ground.
"RUI, GET IT OUT!!" Tsukasa cries out.
Rui grabs the pelican by the neck and throws it outside. He quickly grabs duct tape, covering the giant hole on the window.
The silence echoed. They all turned to each other.
"That was insured, right?"
"No."
"Shit."
