Milf luvr: I have a confession to make
Gideon : what did you do? - Gideon's dead date Sarah
Milf luvr: I'm gay
Milf luvr: also aren't you dead
Gideon: weren't you dead?
Milf luvr:I survived ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Milf luvr: anyway I'm trying to come out stfu
Gideon : I'm trying to kill myself stfu - Gideon ❤
Hotch: real
Elle: ^
Jj: let wifey talk 🐍🐍🐍
Milf luvr: anyway yea I'm gay
Y/n: we been knew. There is your dildo still on the ceiling of the bullpen
Penelope: I'm also gay I'm pansexual
Y/n: yeyy fags unite (I'm bi)
Spencer : me too y/n 💕
Elle: I love bi men just saying spencey
Gideon : I thought only women were bi but I support you all :) - Gideon
Hotch: lmao Gideon I literally told you I'm bi like 7 years ago
Gideon: oh I thought you were joking you don't look gay but I support you - Gideon
Derek: I don't know what I am but I support you all and hotch just became hotter just saying
Hotch: eww but yea years in the closet does make u seem a bit straight
Elle: imagine me y/n and Reid in a throuple 🥵🥵
Y/n: please and Reid you have no say in this 🛐🛐❤❤
𝚈/𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚢/𝚗'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎
𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚢/𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎
Hotch: r u joking or not
Elle's wife: I guess we'll never know 🤪
Y/n's wife: kinda joking about y/n me and Spencer been seeing for a bit now
Spencer: Elle j thought we weren't telling anyone? 💕
Y/n's wife: I'm sorry
Spencer: it's okay love
Derek: I feel like I missed a chapter and all I did was leave for a piss
Hotch: same but tbh I seen the way Reid's face lit up when he sees Elle text
Y/n's wife: awww 🥰
Milf luvr: ha lesbians
Jj: your a lesbian 🧚♂️🤠
Milf luvr: for u only
Y/n's wife: cute
Derek: who's your fav heathers character?? Mines Chandler or JD 🤩🤩
Milf luvr: of course JD is ur favorite u psycho bitch
Milf luvr: JD
Spencer: my favourite is Mac
Elle's wife: I'm a slut for Mac and Chandler 😍😍
Y/n's wife: so real
Hotch: isn't Heather's a film about teenagers killing themselves and killing people
Hotch: you as adults can't say that your a slut for teenagers
Elle's wife: boo you whore 🙃🙃
Y/n's wife: the actors in the musical aren't teenagers
Hotch: WDYM the musical
Elle's wife: your a slag.
Derek: yOu MaKe My BaLlS sO bLuE 🥰🧚♂️🤪
Penelope: Derek everyone makes your balls blue
Derek: but pookie it's a song 🥺🥺
Penelope: 🥲 wtf since when am I pookie
Derek: since now my precious little pookie bear 🥺🥰
Hotch: I think I speak for everyone when I say you make us uncomfortable
Derek: your just jelly your not my cutie pie pookie wookie bear crotchy wotchy 🥰🥰🥺🧚♂️✨
Hotch: ✨psych eval✨
Derek: ✨no✨
Hotch: it's this either psych eval or psych ward
Derek: I think I'mma take your mom 🤩🤩
Spencer: El oh El
Spencer: sorry it took my phone 🥲
Hotch: my mom's dead 🙃
Derek: just call me Oliver from saltburn 🥵🥵
Derek: I sincerely apologize that was too far even for me
Derek: sorry I'm not sorry spency just stole my phone
Y/n's wife: only I call him spencey u whore
Milf luvr: LMAO HOTCH IS CRYING IN HIS OFFICE TO SAD TAYLOR SWIFT SONGS AGAIN
Derek: do you think his sex playlist is filled with depressing Taylor Swift? 🤠
Elle's wife: it's not
Milf luvr: she's right idk why she knows but she's right
Derek: damn y/n getting some ig
Elle's wife: your acting like that night on the jet never 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍
Elle's wife: shit
𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝
Rossi: I'm confused why does y/n know about hotches playlists
Y/n's wife: y/n r u cheating on me
Elle's wife: sorry it was when you first joined the bau
Hotch: one time it was one time
Milf luvr: tbf I also fucked y/n
Elle's wife: exposed fr fr
Rossi: has y/n slept with most the team or something
Elle's wife: possibly
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Rossi: some may call you a whore for that
Elle's wife: hotchy boy your dad is slut shaming me
Hotch: Rossi stfu u literally have multiple ex wives you don't have room to talk
Elle's wife: bout to make me do the he loves me he loves me not with the first fucking flower I see
Milf luvr: love a delulu bestie
Elle's wife: ofc girly 😍😍
Hotch: because I told Rossi he doesn't have room to talk about being a whore
Milf luvr: don't question a delusional mfer
Derek: I hate myself ❤
Milf luvr: kill yourself ❤
Derek: thanks for the advice ❤
Milf luvr: ur welcome
Hotch: umm no none of yous r killing yourselves
Derek: damn you weren't invited to the funeral anyways
Elle's wife: umm rude
Hotch: it's fine Derek's not invited to mine
YOU ARE READING
bau gc
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