bau gc

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Boss fucker: so did they shag or not??

Derek morgasm: REALLLLL

boss fucker: don't yell at me pissy panty wearer you probably sleep in a neon pink thong you slag 🖕🖕

Bbygirl: it's true he does

Milfluvr: how do u know 🧐🧐🧐

Bbygirl: don't ask questions 🤫

Boss fucker: you don't wanna know

Milfluvr: bout to make me cream n/n I love Billie 😋😩😩

Boss fucker: where your clothes gone 😰😰

Milfluvr: on the ceiling with my new dildo 🤫

Boss fucker: again?! 😭😭

Hot chocolate: not in the bullpen Strauss been harrasing me like mad recently you'd think finally getting laid would calm her down a bit apparently not

Boss fucker: 🤨

Derek morgasm: Rossi man gotta take some Viagra satisfy ur woman make her less annoying I beg u

Vigilante justice: bad bitch bau is back I see 👀

Boss fucker: that seems like a mouthful

Vigilante justice: u love mouthfuls

Vigilante justice: of my dick

Milf luvr: 7 minutes in heaven anyone?? Elle?????

Boy wonder: Are any of you capable of going more than a minute without flirting with each other?

Milf luvr: no

Boss fucker: nope

Mega milf: I kinda agree with Spence like Ik it's a joke but I don't remember the last time any of us had a normal conversation

Derek morgasm: it's fine he's just mad he hasn't got laid

Boy wonder: no unlike you I care about more than sex

Boss fucker: so you and Elle didn't shag

Vigilante justice: im not speaking to him

Hot chocolate: it's okay read y/n isn't speaking to me either

Mom: why is y/n not speaking to you Hotch -Gideon

Italian stallion: I happened to overhear them talking in his office and y/n accused him of not being over prentiss

Milf luvr: eww he better be over me kinda gay if he isn't

Hot chocolate: I am over you and even if I wasn't it wouldn't be gay

Derek morgasm: I thought it was cos he's cheated in the past and she doesn't want to be cheated on

Boy wonder: I don't know both reasons make sense

Bbygirl: okay I know the full reason y/n isn't speaking to hotch and if she isn't telling you then she don't want you to know so you shouldn't speculate

Boss fucker: thank you Pen

Bbygirl: nw n/n

Boss fucker: I'm fine telling yous tho so basically right I was in a bad mood ryt and he was like I don't get why we can't be official I want to be your boyfriend do you not want to be with me and I was like I never said that and then he was like then why and when I was trying to explain that I want to wait a while before making it official cos yk the 3 week 3 month and 3 year rule so like after it got to 3 month it'd be definite that I love him but he was interrupting me when I was tryna explain the 3 month rule and cos I said in the gc before this 'we all know what ur like after 3 months' he was like what do u not trust me and again I was like I neva said that and he weren't listen and he was all me and Emily clearly weren't meant to be why does it matter how it ended so I reminded him cheating is still cheating even if the relationship wasn't meant to last and he kept trying to say that was ages ago and didn't matter so I was like bro u cheated on my bestie and he again was like that was years ago I'm a different person and the entire argument he wouldn't even let me get a word in so I went home and now I'm not speaking to him and I don't get why he isn't capable of growing up and waiting just 2 weeks until 3 months but no I swear down all the bau men are actual children

Mega milf: fair enough I wouldn't speak to Emily if she done that not saying she would but I wouldn't speak to her

Milf luvr: I don't know how I feel knowing he made an argument about your relationship about our past relationship hotch ur fucking weird and stupid

Hot chocolate: well what else was I meant to do

Vigilante justice: u were meant to stfu and listen to what she was saying

Derek morgasm: not all the bau men r children im grown

Bbygirl: no ur defo a giant man child

Mom: y/n that must have been very upsetting hotch you messed up -Gideon

Hot chocolate: well clearly I realised that when she stopped speaking to me

Vigilante justice: u know there's a word you could use to help try fix it and it might be a rather big word that's hard for u to understand but it's 'sorry' try that Hotchner

Boss fucker: exactly