Milf luvr: nah cos why snakey Strauss so stressed over a GC
Strauss: excuse me! Who are you your getting fired!
Hot chocolate: you can't fire agents over a GC that isn't work related which you also forced yourself into don't be mad because they make a valid point
Strauss: I was mad over this cyber bullying that agents just did to me!
Vigilante justice: look up the definition of cyber bullying before you start throwing around big words you clearly don't understand
Strauss: I got called snakey which in my definition is bullying
Milf luvr: one time Jesus Christ Uno bullying has to be on multiple occasions
Strauss: this is utterly ridiculous
𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚕𝚎𝚏𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝙻'𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚒𝚗𝚟𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚐𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝙶𝙲
Derek morgasm: LMAO she just left over her getting smth wrong 😭😭
Milf luvr: clearly all the drinking she's been doing made her lose a few hundred brain cells
Derek morgasm: she had brain cells in the first place 😮😮
Boy wonder: technically it's impossible to not have brain cells otherwise she would be dead.
Derek morgasm: technically my arse bitch 😃
Milf luvr: I wish she was dead
Boy wonder: hey! That was mean Derek 😢 and me too Emily 👾
Vigilante justice: yea Derek stop bullying my man
Derek morgasm: never!
Boss fucker: guys tell me why I walked past one of the randos desk and I saw they were watching heathers and whisper singing blue 😭😭
Milf luvr: mood
Boy wonder: what's blue?
Boss fucker: google it
Milf luvr: YoU mAkE mY bAlLs So BlUeEeE 🥶🥶
Boy wonder: what's blue balls?
Vigilante justice: what hotch gets when he sees y/n or what Derek gets when he sees literally anyone
Boy wonder:??
Derek morgasm: it's not everyone 😒😒
Hot chocolate: what?
Vigilante justice: am I wrong
Hot chocolate: yes
Boss fucker: rude?
Milf luvr: obviously he's lying to seem like he's not in love with u he's literally blushing in his office
Hot chocolate: lies
Boy wonder: I saw it too though?
Derek morgasm: he's lying you autistic twat 😭😭
Boy wonder: oh...
Babygirl: Derek that's mean
Derek morgasm: and?
Babygirl: don't be mean to Spencer
Derek morgasm: why not it's too easy 😒😒
Hot chocolate: guess what
Derek morgasm: what
Hot chocolate: extra paperwork
Derek morgasm: get away from my desk Hotchner. Get away, get away, get the fuck away
Hot chocolate: I feel like my life's complete now 🤩
Derek morgasm: fag
Milf luvr: girly ur straight
Derek morgasm: nuh-huh
Milf luvr: lmao faggy waggy
Derek morgasm: stfu your lesbian you gay slag
Milf luvr: umm bi get it right u whore
Derek morgasm: bi then you fag
Boy wonder: what 👾
𝙱𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙶𝙲 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚜
Hot chocolate: tf are fruitellas
Boss fucker: booking a flight to England 🤩🤩
Milf luvr: I love England. England has greggs. I love Greggs 😍
Boss fucker: girl same 😍😍
Vigilante justice: does England just have a lot of guys called Greggs WDYM u love Greggs
Boss fucker: 😭😭 Greggs is food I am craving a sausage roll 😍🤩
Milf luvr: hotch can we all go England
Hot chocolate: London's kinda boring tho
Boss fucker: you daft slag London isn't the only place in England we need to Newcastle and meet my family and have Greggs and shit. Probably go on a bender
Milf luvr: yes I hear the the night life in Newcastle is the bessstttt
Hot chocolate: what's a bender
Boss fucker: you go out and get pissed for like 3 days and don't stop drinking
Babygirl: hotch let us go Newcastle pleaseee
Boss fucker: even if he says no I've already booked a flight for everyone. Do you want green?
Milf luvr: YES
Boss fucker: I'll get in touch with me da then
Vigilante justice: am I allowed to come is your boyfriend going to arrest me
Hot chocolate: yous aren't smoking weed
Boss fucker: suck my dick
Milf luvr: don't tempt him
Hot chocolate: paperworks so fun don't yous think
Boss fucker: I'll be in Newcastle bitch
Milf luvr: when is the flight
Boss fucker: this weekend
Babygirl: I swear down if anyone commits any murders this weekend I'm becoming an unsub
Vigilante justice: same
Boss fucker: u alr are
Derek morgasm: there any fit women in Newcastle 😏😏
Boss fucker: for u probably for normal people no
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