Milf luvr: hotch and y/n being like in love and everything
Elle's wife: huh wow I don't know what your on about you must be tired
Spencer: what?
Elle's wife: oh poor Spencer you must need a nap
Derek: ra ra Rasputin 👯♂️👯♂️
Penelope: y/n we all knew u liked hotch just not if he liked you
Y/n's wife: this is the biggest betrayal of my life I can't believe my wife would leave me like this 😢
Hotch: you and y/n were never married you're dating Reid
Elle's wife: let the girl live 🙃🙃 shocking
Rossi: did you sleep with Elle too
Elle's wife: well... Not exactly
Milf luvr: whys Rossi got anything to say about what y/n does in her spare time
Elle's wife: rights 😃
Hotch:yea like what if Rossi just stfu about other people
Derek: honestly he just shouldn't be suck a faketallion stallion 😐😐
Rossi: what is a faketallion stallion
Derek: you 🥰
Rossi: I am extremely confused
Spencer: rawr ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
Penelope: Spencer what is that meant to be
Spencer: I identify as water
Y/n's wife: are you okay
Spencer: no
Y/n's wife: do u want to come to mine
Spencer: yes 😊😊
Y/n's wife: Aaron Hotchner if you don't let Spencer finish work right now I'm going to slap you so hard you turn into Rossi
Spencer: Elle's so kind 🥰
JJ: sureee 😀😀
Milf luvr: Elle's like my best friend ATP
Elle's wife: girl what am I??
Milf luvr: a whore
Elle's wife: I'm about to jump off a cliff with fucking cement bricks
Hotch: please don't
Elle's wife: live laugh love ❤
Milf luvr: JJ we need to up our game y/n and hotch are cuter than us and they aren't even like together
JJ: meet me in the break room 😘
Milf luvr: omw 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
Derek: don't put any more dildos on the ceiling
Milf luvr: no promises
Hotch: Emily no
Milf luvr:
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Spencer: okay so like ik we were avoiding the break room but I really needed coffee so I went to get some yh but the coffee pot is moving by itself? 👾👾
Penelope: EMILY! JJ!
Milf luvr: innocent until proven guilty
Derek: holy shit. I just went to check on spencer bc he sounded traumatized so anyone mind explaining the vibrator in the coffee pot?
JJ: no body no crime
Gideon: hotch what have you let the bau come to? :_) - Gideon
Hotch: why's this my fault huh
Gideon: I left you in charge more than you were before - Gideon
Hotch: I don't think I vibrator in a coffee pot is anywhere near as bad as someone in the bau becoming the unsub while you were hear
Gideon: meow? - Gideon
Y/n's wife: what the actual fuck 🤠
Spencer: 'German dungeon porn'
Y/n's wife: again wtf
Milf luvr: ^
Hotch: ^
Derek: 'an octopus giving 7 hand jobs and smoking a cigarette'
Hotch: I seriously question why yous are allowed to carry weapons
Hotch: all of you are really not okay
Milf luvr: didn't ur wife cheat on you, divorce you then get killed 🙃
Hotch: rude
Milf luvr: wouldn't have happened if you weren't such a dick when you were 21
Hotch: seriously WE WERE OVER
Milf luvr: I know but it's funny
JJ: Emily we need to talk.
Milf luvr: Yeaa
JJ: come to my office and we can talk. Now please
Y/n's wife: Derek the parents are getting a divorce
Derek: screaming, crying, throwing up
Penelope: noo my girls they can't fight they're like the on stable relationship around here
Spencer: guys Derek got his penis stuck in a jar of peanut butter and I don't know how or why
Hotch: remind me to get everyone a psych evaluation
Penelope: even me 😢
Hotch: not yet
Elle's wife: I've done jack shit but if you were wanting some alone time with me you could have just asked hotchy boy 😏😏
Hotch: I think that sentence is reason enough
Milf luvr: 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚢/𝚗'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 me and JJ aren't breaking up
Elle's wife: woo the foursome is still on 😘😘
Y/n's wife: lmao
Penelope: JJ looks upset what happened
Jj: I found out why this bitch is still so obsessed with her exes 🙁
Penelope: oh noo I have some ice cream and chocolate do you want some
