Milf luvr: hotchie poo please can u allow y/n to use her British words at work again we miss her being funny and teaching us her colloquial language
Hot chocolate: never call me hotchie poo
Milf luvr: I will if u lift the British slang ban
Hot chocolate: no
Milf luvr: hotchie poo
Derek morgasm: hotchie poo
Hot chocolate: diabolical
Boss fucker: hotch our an absolute whore let me speak my langueafe
Boy wonder: did you mean lanky leafs
Derek morgasm: when did Reid get funny 😭 what the sigma
Mega milf: never say that again 😒
Derek morgasm: jj shut up before I mog you
Mega milf: Derek shut ur bald ass tf up ur foreheads brighter than ur future
Derek morgasm: what in the skibidi toilet 🤓
Milf luvr: im gonna castrate you
Derek morgasm: sticking out your gyat for the rizzler 😛
Derek morgasm: you're so skibidi 🤩
Derek morgasm: you're so fanum tax 😍
Derek morgasm: I just wanna be ur sigma 🥺 @hot chocolate
Hot chocolate: ✨psych eval time✨
Derek morgasm: nooooooo 👹👹👹
Milf luvr: Derek die
Boss fucker: moving on I need time off don't know how long
Hot chocolate: no why
Boss fucker: I have a feeling
Hot chocolate: what do you mean you have a feeling
Boss fucker:
Milf luvr: ahshdbshhshajajjhsjsi ur not funny
Derek morgasm: that's so real y/n
Hot chocolate: since when do you have knee surgery tomorrow
Boss fucker: I dont knee surgery is some point after I get an MRI
Mega milf: are u being serious do you actually need knee surgery
Hot chocolate: what did you do
Boss fucker: ruptured my acl 🤪
Milf luvr: damn sucks to be you
Hot chocolate: how the you know what nvm I don't wanna know
Hot chocolate: I'm surrounded by idiots
Boss fucker: wow I thought we were getting close again and then u go and call me an idiot
Babygirl: cl couldn't tell if y/n and hotch have been arguing for the past week or flirting
Vigilante justice: both probs but it's fine cos now me and y/n can be fwb again (Spencer this is a joke do not kick off again)
Milf luvr: damn she really had to clarify that
Italian stallion: do I sense trouble in paradise
Mom: you always do it's the only thing you can sense after having three ex wives and whatever it was you had with mine
Babygirl: 👀
Derek morgasm: someone get me popcorn I feel like shits about to go down
Italian stallion: I can't help love Gideon
Vigilante justice: anyone else notice Gideon didn't sign of his last text
Mega milf: oh yeaaaa
Boy wonder: so much has happened in the past like 15 minutes
Mom: you know what Rossi I don't even care anymore but learn to keep it in ur pants man whore
Italian stallion:
Hot chocolate: oh damn
Derek morgasm: who taught Rossi how to use technology
Milf luvr: is no one else wondering why only now has Gideon started on Rossi for his whore ways
Mom: was bored -Gideon
Milf luvr: fair I respect that
Boss fucker: hotch do u wanna get back together
Hot chocolate: why u asking in a gc
Boss fucker: so u don't wanna get back together
Babygirl: 🍿🍿🍿
Hot chocolate: that's not what I said
Boss fucker: well what are you saying then
Hot chocolate: that a group chat isn't the most appropriate place to ask someone if they want to get back with you or not
Boss fucker: well do you want to get back with me
-opened by Hotch ten minutes ago-
Boss fucker: wow I see how it is
-boss fucker changed they're name to y/n-
Milf luvr: 🎻🎻🎻
Derek morgasm: damn y/n u good
Y/n: I'm fine
Derek morgasm: u sure
Y/n: I said I'm fine
Milf luvr: ▶️|||||||||||||||||||||||||| 0:15
-see transcript-
"Meow meow meow meowww meow meow meow meow meowww meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meoww meoww meowww meoww meowwww meow meow meow meow meow meowwww"Y/n: did u just meow what was I made for 😭
Milf luvr: yea and what 😺
Y/n: Jj how do u not get the ick
Mega milf: I don't even know myself
Milf luvr: rude
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