Derek : with a GC name this crazy our names are too bleh
Y/n's wife: speak for yourself I love my name
𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 ( 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 - 𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚖𝚘𝚖 - 𝙶𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚗, 𝙸𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗 - 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 - 𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎, 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛, 𝚖𝚎𝚐𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚏 - 𝙹𝙹)
𝚈/𝚗'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚜𝚖
Derek morgasm : excuse me what the actual fuckery is this shit 😃😃🧚♀️
Derek morgasm: the fairy was a misclick
Mom : I'm not your mom - Gideon
Y/n's wife: sure you aren't mom
Mom : I have male genitalia. That means I cannot be a mother - Gideon
Milf luvr: yea you can
Mom : how exactly? - Gideon
Milf luvr: IVF
Boy wonder: Emily that is not how pregnancy works. Males can't get pregnant even through IVF as they don't have a uterus. 👾
Y/n's wife: idc Gideon is mom and hotch is father
Elle's wife: hotch is daddy 😋😋
Hot chocolate:
Y/n's wife: who taught hotch how to be funny
Derek morgasm: Reid looks smashable 🥵🥵
Y/n's wife: back off hoe 🔪🔪🔪
Derek morgasm: rawr ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨
Italian stallion: you kiddos worry me a lot
Mom: don't they just 😅😅 - Gideon
Hot chocolate: they make me miss foyet
Elle's wife: FOULLL 😭😭😭
Hot chocolate: TRUEEE
mega milf: your not the only one who misses the past hotch, right Emily
Milf luvr: OMG I explained what happened you said you understand and now you're holding it against is wtf
Babygirl: 🍿🍿
Derek morgasm: 👀👀
Italian stallion: are you sure you guys should be arguing in a group chat
Derek morgasm: yes they should 🍿🍿
Milf luvr: Rossi shut the fuck up
Mega milf: no Emily you should stfu or you could explain to everyone why you aren't over your fucking ex
Milf luvr: this isn't fair
Mega milf: what isn't fucking fair Emily is getting with someone whilst not being over your ex who is also your boss! Your such a fucking prick Emily
Penelope: please don't fight 😢
Mega milf: sorry pen but it needs to be done
Milf luvr: I'm over him Jayje
Mega milf: your not you fucking admitted it
Milf luvr: I am now
Mega milf: so you got over someone you couldn't get over for 20 fucking years in a couple days? 🤨🤨
Milf luvr: yes
Mega milf: oh yeah, then what changed Emily??
Milf luvr: you
Mega milf: what?
Milf luvr: you did you got mad you distanced yourself and I missed you more than anything in the world ever
Babygirl: 😢
Milf luvr: JJ I love you
Mega milf: em... I love you so much more than you could ever believe. These past few days I was so mad at you so I distanced myself and I cried every second we were apart. Emily your the reason I live and don't tear myself apart, you've made my life whole and I am so so sorry for not fully understanding but please trust me how much I love you ❤❤
Babygirl: aww so cute
Derek morgasm: the Lesbos are back 🤩🤩
Milf luvr: gonna chop u dick off 🤩🤩
Derek morgasm: I love you too
Y/n's wife: siblings af
Mom: listening to my girl Lana 🤩🤩 - Gideon
Y/n's wife: stop your meant to be old u whore
Elle's wife: darling leave him alone
Boy wonder: y/n 😢 only I can call her darling 👾
Elle's wife:
Boy wonder: 😢😢
Y/n's wife: el em mayoooo
Derek morgasm: right so I was trying to go pick up my McDonald's yh and now I'm carless and foodless 🙃🙃
Milf luvr: dickhead
Derek morgasm: someone called the ambulance bc I crashed my car 😭😭
Milf luvr: again dickhead
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