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Derek : with a GC name this crazy our names are too bleh

Y/n's wife: speak for yourself I love my name

𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 ( 𝚑𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎 - 𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚌𝚑, 𝚖𝚘𝚖 - 𝙶𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚗, 𝙸𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚘𝚗 - 𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒, 𝚋𝚊𝚋𝚢𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 - 𝙿𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚙𝚎, 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 - 𝚂𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛, 𝚖𝚎𝚐𝚊 𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚏 - 𝙹𝙹)

𝚈/𝚗'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚝𝚘 𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚜𝚖

Derek morgasm : excuse me what the actual fuckery is this shit 😃😃🧚‍♀️

Derek morgasm: the fairy was a misclick

Mom : I'm not your mom - Gideon

Y/n's wife: sure you aren't mom

Mom : I have male genitalia. That means I cannot be a mother - Gideon

Milf luvr: yea you can

Mom : how exactly? - Gideon

Milf luvr: IVF

Boy wonder: Emily that is not how pregnancy works. Males can't get pregnant even through IVF as they don't have a uterus. 👾

Y/n's wife: idc Gideon is mom and hotch is father

Elle's wife: hotch is daddy 😋😋

Hot chocolate:

Y/n's wife: who taught hotch how to be funny

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Y/n's wife: who taught hotch how to be funny

Derek morgasm: Reid looks smashable 🥵🥵

Y/n's wife: back off hoe 🔪🔪🔪

Derek morgasm: rawr ୧( ಠ Д ಠ )୨

Italian stallion: you kiddos worry me a lot

Mom: don't they just 😅😅 - Gideon

Hot chocolate: they make me miss foyet

Elle's wife: FOULLL 😭😭😭

Hot chocolate: TRUEEE

mega milf: your not the only one who misses the past hotch, right Emily

Milf luvr: OMG I explained what happened you said you understand and now you're holding it against is wtf

Babygirl: 🍿🍿

Derek morgasm: 👀👀

Italian stallion: are you sure you guys should be arguing in a group chat

Derek morgasm: yes they should 🍿🍿

Milf luvr: Rossi shut the fuck up

Mega milf: no Emily you should stfu or you could explain to everyone why you aren't over your fucking ex

Milf luvr: this isn't fair

Mega milf: what isn't fucking fair Emily is getting with someone whilst not being over your ex who is also your boss! Your such a fucking prick Emily

Penelope: please don't fight 😢

Mega milf: sorry pen but it needs to be done

Milf luvr: I'm over him Jayje

Mega milf: your not you fucking admitted it

Milf luvr: I am now

Mega milf: so you got over someone you couldn't get over for 20 fucking years in a couple days? 🤨🤨

Milf luvr: yes

Mega milf: oh yeah, then what changed Emily??

Milf luvr: you

Mega milf: what?

Milf luvr: you did you got mad you distanced yourself and I missed you more than anything in the world ever

Babygirl: 😢

Milf luvr: JJ I love you

Mega milf: em... I love you so much more than you could ever believe. These past few days I was so mad at you so I distanced myself and I cried every second we were apart. Emily your the reason I live and don't tear myself apart, you've made my life whole and I am so so sorry for not fully understanding but please trust me how much I love you ❤❤

Babygirl: aww so cute

Derek morgasm: the Lesbos are back 🤩🤩

Milf luvr: gonna chop u dick off 🤩🤩

Derek morgasm: I love you too

Y/n's wife: siblings af

Mom: listening to my girl Lana 🤩🤩 - Gideon

Y/n's wife: stop your meant to be old u whore

Elle's wife: darling leave him alone

Boy wonder: y/n 😢 only I can call her darling 👾

Elle's wife:

Boy wonder: 😢😢

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Boy wonder: 😢😢

Y/n's wife: el em mayoooo

Derek morgasm: right so I was trying to go pick up my McDonald's yh and now I'm carless and foodless 🙃🙃

Milf luvr: dickhead

Derek morgasm: someone called the ambulance bc I crashed my car 😭😭

Milf luvr: again dickhead





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