Elle's wife: can i put a bowl in the microwave if it only has a tiny bit of metal?
Y/n's wife: try it
Elle's wife: okayyy
𝙰 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛
Elle's wife: umm... My apartment is on fire 😭😭
Milf luvr: haha dickhead
Mega milf: y/n where will you stay you live in a one room apartment 😭😭
Elle's wife: EVERYONE!! you give me house, I give you myself 😍😍
Hot chocolate: what if you just don't burn your house down also have you called the fire put outer people yet
Elle's wife: ofc I did the fireman is fit, he's called Sean 🤩🤩
Derek morgasm: hotch has a brother called Sean he's also fit 🥵
Elle's wife: oo what's he look like 🥵🥵
Derek morgasm: blonde muscular hotch 😍
Elle's wife: umm I think my fireman is hotch's brother
Hot chocolate: no my brothers a bartender I think
Elle's wife: I asked him he said he's your brother 😃 he's still fit tho
Hot chocolate: no you're not allowed to call him fit
Elle's wife: why not? Am I not entitled to my own opinion because I'm a woman? That's a bit misogynistic like hotch
Hot chocolate: because he's my brother and it's weird I'm like 5 minutes away from yours you can stay at mine until you get your apartment sorted 👍
Elle's wife: thanks girly pop 😋😋
Hot chocolate: don't call me that
Milf luvr: hotch x y/n fr
Derek morgasm: Reid has been awfully quiet this entire time. Elle where is it?
Milf luvr: Elle is also really quiet
Derek morgasm: true true 🧐🧐
Milf luvr:

Mega milf: omw 🏃🏼♀️🏃🏼♀️💨💨
Hot chocolate: tell me why I get to y/n's apartment and she's trying to fight my brother
Elle's wife: he called me gay what else was I supposed to do?
Derek morgasm: I swear your gay tho
Elle's wife: homophobic ass bitch
Italian stallion: but aren't you gay
Elle's wife: homophobia
Derek morgasm: kys roossi that's so gay of you
Italian stallion: what I'm confused
Elle's wife: cunts, your all cunts
Hot chocolate: fine I'll drive you to a hotel instead of my house
Elle's wife: but pookie 🥺 I never called you a cunt 😖😖
Hot chocolate: you called everyone cunts also don't call me pookie it's giving Derek
Elle's wife: I ment Derek and Rossi were cunts not you my cutie-patootie 🥵🥵❤🥺🥺
Hot chocolate: stop
Elle's wife: okay my schnoockems 😋😋
Hot chocolate: you're getting extra paperwork
Babygirl: when's the wedding
Elle's wife: gotta make sure he's good in bed first 😋😋
Milf luvr: he is
Elle's wife: @hot chocolate I wanna be your wifeyy for lifeyy ❤❤
Hot chocolate: what if you just went to sleep
Babygirl: they're so cute together
Derek morgasm: I bought penis pasta 😋😋
Milf luvr: scrumdidilyumptious
Derek morgasm: it tastes like a penis too 😃😃
Italian stallion: how do you know what penis taste like
Derek morgasm: sexual experimentation
Y/n's wife: faggy waggy
Derek morgasm: your a slaggy waggy bitchy hoe bag ❤
Y/n's wife: rude
Y/n's wife: hotchy u and ur gf home yet
Elle's wife: I want to be his girlfriend 👍👍
Hot chocolate: I don't have a girlfriend but if you mean y/n then yes also can someone please explain that given that she's the guest in the house she gets the bed and I sleep on settee
Mega milf: just get in his bed y/n
Elle's wife: umm
Mega milf: that was the conversation topic you dirty minded prostitute
Elle's wife: I was going in his bed no matter what but he's trying to not sleep in his bed. We're both adults Hotchner 😡
Hot chocolate: I'm your boss that's just weird
Milf luvr: what about that time there wasn't enough hotel rooms I remember you and y/n shared the bed then
Elle's wife: see hotchypoo just sleep in your bed. The only one making it weird is you
Hot chocolate: u make things weird
Elle's wife: not about sharing a bed with my coworker 🤨
Babygirl: can confirm at this point there arguing over nothing they're both in bed
Elle's wife: snitches get stitches pen 😡😡
Babygirl: no more brownies for u
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