Babygirl: so y/n how was your night
Elle's wife: stfu
Milf luvr: don't talk to Pen like that
Elle's wife: don't let her talk to me like that 🧐
Babygirl: I asked how ur night was 😒
Babygirl: did you sleep well? Did you not?
Elle's wife: hotch sleeps shirtless so I slept really good 🤩🤩
Derek morgasm: proof or it never happened
Elle's wife:

Derek morgasm: 🥵🥵
Boy wonder: why would you take a photo like that of our boss? 👾👾
Hot chocolate: when did you take that
Elle's wife: when you were talking to Jack
Hot chocolate: why???
Elle's wife: was cute
Mega milf: love you y/n but that's weird
Hot chocolate: exactly
𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚜𝚖 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛
Boss fucker: no, that's weird
Hot chocolate: Morgan we aren't sleeping together
Derek morgasm: you sure
Boy wonder: technically you did share a bed therefore you slept together even if it wasn't sexual 👾
Boss fucker: spency I love you but no ❤
Babygirl: y/n x hotch isn't real 😢
Mega milf: rip pens hopes and dreams
𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚏 𝚕𝚞𝚟𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚢/𝚗'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎
Vigilante justice: guess mine and y/n's divorce is finally through
Boss fucker: I still love you ❤
Milf luvr: but who do you love more hotch or Elle
Boss fucker: ra ra Rasputin 👯♂️👯♂️
Milf luvr: don't avoid the question
Boss fucker: I'm jared, 19 years old and I never fucking learned how to read
Boy wonder: but you just typed that?
Mega milf: it was to avoid the question spence...
Boy wonder: oh... 👾👾
Vigilante justice: y/n loves me more obvs
Boss fucker: I do ❤
Italian stallion: but aren't you and hotch dating
YOU ARE READING
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