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Babygirl: so y/n how was your night

Elle's wife: stfu

Milf luvr: don't talk to Pen like that

Elle's wife: don't let her talk to me like that 🧐

Babygirl: I asked how ur night was 😒

Babygirl: did you sleep well? Did you not?

Elle's wife: hotch sleeps shirtless so I slept really good 🤩🤩

Derek morgasm: proof or it never happened

Elle's wife:


Derek morgasm: 🥵🥵

Boy wonder: why would you take a photo like that of our boss? 👾👾

Hot chocolate: when did you take that

Elle's wife: when you were talking to Jack

Hot chocolate: why???

Elle's wife: was cute

Mega milf: love you y/n but that's weird

Hot chocolate: exactly

𝙳𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚔 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚜𝚖 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝙴𝚕𝚕𝚎'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚛

Boss fucker: no, that's weird

Hot chocolate: Morgan we aren't sleeping together

Derek morgasm: you sure

Boy wonder: technically you did share a bed therefore you slept together even if it wasn't sexual 👾

Boss fucker: spency I love you but no ❤

Babygirl: y/n x hotch isn't real 😢

Mega milf: rip pens hopes and dreams

𝙼𝚒𝚕𝚏 𝚕𝚞𝚟𝚛 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚍 𝚢/𝚗'𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚟𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎

Vigilante justice: guess mine and y/n's divorce is finally through

Boss fucker: I still love you ❤

Milf luvr: but who do you love more hotch or Elle

Boss fucker: ra ra Rasputin 👯‍♂️👯‍♂️

Milf luvr: don't avoid the question

Boss fucker: I'm jared, 19 years old and I never fucking learned how to read

Boy wonder: but you just typed that?

Mega milf: it was to avoid the question spence...

Boy wonder: oh... 👾👾

Vigilante justice: y/n loves me more obvs

Boss fucker: I do ❤

Italian stallion: but aren't you and hotch dating

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