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Mega MILF: Em do u care to explain urself
Boy wonder: Elle???
Vigilante justice: it's not what it looks like guys I swear
MILF luvr: YOU WENT THROUGH MY PHONE WHAT THE FUCK JAYJE
Mega MILF: yea well apparently I had good reason to why have u been texting Elle why is it a secret and why r u seeing her at 7
Vigilante justice: as much as I love Emily it's not like that jj I promise
Boy wonder: what is it then
MILF luvr: shut up Reid
Mega MILF: don't tell Spencer to shut up when there's clearly a lot u need to be saying right now
MILF luvr: calm down Elle was literally just helping me plan something for our 6 month why do u think it had to be kept secret
Boss fucker: silly sausages
Boss fucker: also Em to answer ur question me and Hotch aren't seeing we're just fwb
Babygirl: but yous r sooooo clearly in love with each other just make it official
Hot chocolate: what no we're not
Derek Morgasm: if yous aren't in love answer all these questions; her fav colour, her birthday, a tv show she hates, her shoe size, your favourite of her features, her favourite of your features
Hot chocolate: baby blue, 29 July 1979, slasher, 7, her eyes and she likes my arms
Derek morgasm: y/n is this information correct
Boss fucker: literally all of it
Boss fucker: Aaron why do you know my least favourite to show
Hot chocolate: 🤷♂️
Derek morgasm: but if y'all ain't seeing I guess that means bossmans free 😍🥵🥶😍🥰😋😋😋💃🦅😉
Hot chocolate: thanks Derek #broken4life💔⛓️🗡️
Boss fucker: bros gone emo
Italian stallion: I'm confused what does fwb mean
Mom: it means friends with benefits so basically hotch and y/n aren't dating but they do occasionally have sex with each other -Gideon
Vigilante justice: that was so formal wtf
Italian stallion: thank you Jason P.s you can stop signing of on texts we all know it's you
Mom: 🙄-Gideon
Boss fucker: Elle mam learned emojis 🥺
Vigilante justice: tf do u mean mam
Boss fucker: 🙄 mom obvs
Vigilante justice: stop rolling ur eyes before I make them roll back
Boss fucker: 🛐🛐🛐🛐🙏🙏🧎♀️➡️✨🥵🥶
Hot chocolate: oh
Boss fucker: remember we just shag hotchicopter im not urs yet
Babygirls: YET?????
Boss fucker: yet
Boy wonder: sir please may I have tomorrow off
Hot chocolate: uhh yea ig if u have a good reason
Boy wonder:... doctor appointment
Hot chocolate: r u ok Reid
Boy wonder: yea just you know migraines
Hot chocolate: we'll hope ur appointment goes well tomorrow
Milf Luvr: brev did u see that ellipsis bros lying bout doc appoints for reals
Boss fucker: em what sort of fucked up slang are you trying to acquire with that discombobulated use of lexis
Vigilante justice: wtaf is lexis
Boy wonder: lexis is the correct grammatical term for words
