Boss fucker: current mood : deppreshun
Derek morgasm: such a mood
Boy wonder: all we did was come back to America? Feel bad for me i can't see my girlfriend 😢👾
Milf luvr: haha I get to see mine
Hot chocolate: ur all weird
Italian stallion: I agree
Boss fucker: you love me really 🥰🥵
Hot chocolate: ok I guess
Boss fucker: see I told you I wasn't delusional 😍😍
Milf luvr: straight relationships r gross 🤮🤮
Boss fucker: go bully someone else
Italian stallion: Emily weren't you in a straight relationship with Aaron once upon a time
Boss fucker: I loved once upon a time
Milf luvr: bro
Milf luvr: same acc ye
Vigilante justice: damn hotchicopter got a type
Derek morgasm: 😭😭
Hot chocolate: what
Derek morgasm: wdym what 🧐🧐
Hot chocolate: wtf
Boy wonder: 🥶 he's shagging your grandma
Boss fucker: what 😭😭
Babygirl: r u okay 😭😭
Derek morgasm: 🥶 is a necrophiliac
Italian stallion: my grandma's dead
Derek morgasm: mine isn't but she is on her death bed
Vigilante justice: el em Mayo
Boss fucker: I have an urge to pull a Gideon and scream in the next victims house
Milf luvr: do it
𝙰 𝚏𝚎𝚠 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚝𝚎𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛
Mega milf: bro y/n just came to mine and Emily's place screamed at the top of her lungs and then left
Hot chocolate: why
Boss fucker: I had an urge
Milf luvr: damn u get victimised a few times and suddenly ur a victim
Boss fucker: yes and guys idk what's wrong but I have been very ill lately
Babygirl: oh no :(
Vigilante justice: 🤰 <- y/n rn
Boss fucker: NO
Milf luvr: damn hotch didn't anyone ever tell u don't be silly protect ur Willy
Hot chocolate: emily what the fuck
Derek morgasm: el em Mayo
Mega milf: yea hotch u absolute lemon
Babygirl: guys we don't know she's pregnant yet
Boss fucker: I know
Milf luvr: OMG ARE U
Hot chocolate: Emily no Offence I think I should be the first to know if she is or isn't
𝙰 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛
Hot chocolate: ok I know y/n can tell yous if she is or isn't herself
Milf luvr: IS SHE
Boss fucker:...
Boy wonder: rawr
Mega milf: in other news will is trying to get custody of Henry and Michael
Boss fucker: what a slag
Milf luvr: ^
Vigilante justice: ^
Babygirl: ^
Derek morgasm: ^
Hot chocolate: I know a lawyer he used to be a prosecutor for special victims in Manhattan I'm sure he will be glad to help
Mega milf: who
Hot chocolate: Rafael Barba
Vigilante justice: I heard about him swear he got choked by a belt in court
Mega milf: will he win
Hot chocolate: yes
Mega milf: get him then
Milf luvr: he sounds like an icon
Vigilante justice: he is
Babygirl: completely irrelevant but moreid 🥰
Mom: what is moreid? -Gideon
Babygirl: Derek and Spencer as a ship
Mom: like the Titanic? -Gideon
Derek morgasm: yes like the Titanic 😃😃
Mom: is that sarcasm? - Gideon
Derek morgasm: me using sarcasm neverrr 😄😄
Vigilante justice: I could totally see moreid
Boy wonder: ummm excuse me what the actual fuck 😃😃
Hot chocolate: since when does reid cuss
Boy wonder: when I need to get my point across 😒😒
Vigilante justice: and ur point is???
Boy wonder: your my girlfriend 😃😃
Vigilante justice: yea ik
Boy wonder: so don't ship me and Derek 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
Vigilante justice: no uterus no opinion
Boss fucker: go wifeyy!!! 😍😍
Mega milf: queen! 🤩🤩
Milf luvr: no cos why are Derek and Reid so close
Derek morgasm: can't two people be friends? We don't say anything about how you all act with y/n
Mega milf: and how do we act?
Derek morgasm: like your about to have a threesome every second your together
Milf luvr: what if we are
Hot chocolate: umm no
Boy wonder: see this is it! We act like friends because that's what we are and we get Shipped for it but you girls all act like your in predominantly sexual relationships with each other and non of us are shipping you for it. How would you feel if I said I shipped hotch and Rossi for no reason other than their friends? Huh? Shut the fuck up honesty.
Vigilante justice: I ship me with y/n jj and em
Boy wonder: if you keep acting like this Elle we're breaking up.
Vigilante justice: we need to speak in person about that
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