Hot chocolate: guys don't bring up sports around y/n
Boy wonder: why?
Hot chocolate: just don't
Boy wonder: was it the Euros
Hot chocolate: don't mention it
Boss fucker: fuck the fucking Euros fuck you Gareth fucking Southgate u fucking bastard shit fucking manager should have had Trippier fuck u Bellingham what fucking happened to scoring in the last minute and fuck u Harry fucking Kane if there were ever a day to be brave it'd be fucking today what the fuck happened to England never losing a match in Berlin fucking bastards it was meant to come home fucking hell fucking bastards.
Hot chocolate: I said don't 🤦
Milf luvr: u know what yea fuck all them ppl
Mega milf: Em do you even know why y/n is mad
Milf luvr: I can infer
Boss fucker: we lost the finals im raging im foaming I'm never going to Spain never having fajitas or anything ever again absolutely raging
Derek morgasm: atleast the women won the euros a couple year ago
Boss fucker: I know but nobody seems to care about that and it's annoying and everyone disregards it and the women are so much better but we still lost
Boss fucker: I'm so upset
Boy wonder: it's okay y/n do you want some ice cream
Boss fucker: no I want the men to be able to pull themselves together and win fucking anything
Mega milf: let's change the subject umm... Henry has a girlfriend now apparently
Hot chocolate: he's past the girls have cooties phase??
Milf luvr: yea he has been for a while now
Boss fucker: he's like the same age I was when I discovered my favourite lager
Boss fucker: my favourite lager was Spanish now I need to find a new one 😭
Hot chocolate: ermm Jack nearly dislocated his elbow but didn't
Boss fucker: I did in the last men's Euros after they lost in the semis
Derek morgasm: does everything remind you of football
Boss fucker: YES BALDY MCBALDERSON MR CLEAN LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
Vigilante justice: remember when Derek had hair lol
Mega milf: yea don't know why he chose to cut it off
Milf luvr: his hairline probably started receding
Boss fucker: hahaha Derek has a receding hairline
Hot chocolate: you can all start work late tomorrow in at 10 instead of 8
Boss fucker: legend
Italian stallion: why are we starting late tomorrow
Hot chocolate: hangovers don't ask more questions
Italian stallion: okay then
Milf luvr: I love women
Mega milf: same
Boss fucker: same they can actually play football
Boy wonder: look on the bright side six nations is just next year
Boss fucker: can't wait
A/n short one just had to get some rage about the match out of my system
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