Milf luvr: Derek hurry the fuck up and get to the airport
Derek morgasm: I'm stuck in traffic 😃
Vigilante justice: Derek even I'm here
Milf luvr: bro what if hotch tries arrest u
Hot chocolate: I see no people here 👨🦯👨🦯
Derek morgasm: I got out of the traffic and I'm now speeding but it's fine bc the cops aren't following me yet
Boss fucker: Derek you fucking spoon drive safe we can't go newcastle if u get in a car crash
Derek morgasm: I'm trying to get go the airport 😃😃
Boss fucker: how far away are you
Derek morgasm: a couple minutes
Italian stallion: is it just me or have Aaron and y/n got closer recently
Milf luvr: 🤓
Derek morgasm: I'm here and Rossi it's bc they're shagging. I think they might join the mile high clus
Boss fucker: already am part of it 😃🙄
Vigilante justice: damn wish I was hotch rn 🙏🙏
Derek morgasm: I wish I was y/n
Milf luvr: why u always gotta make it weird gay mfer 🏳🌈
Derek morgasm: your a fag 😐😐
Boss fucker: not u being homophobic to my second wifey
Milf luvr: always second never first choice 😞
Derek morgasm: drunk confession #1 - I'm the one who y/n joined the mile high club with
Boss fucker: stop ordering drinks from the airport bar 😃😃
Hot chocolate: umm wtf
Milf luvr: someone play jealousy by Olivia Rodrigo
Boy wonder: why are we messaging when we're right next to each other
Milf luvr: because we're special
Boy wonder: ok
Mom: guys we're going to miss our plane were boarding now - Gideon
Vigilante justice: omg so excited
Boss fucker: rawr ∧_∧ (･ω･ ) Run! ｏ┳o ） ◎┻し'◎ ≡
Hot chocolate: 🤨
Boss fucker: fuck you then
Vigilante justice: u misspelt me
Derek morgasm: Ayo
Hot chocolate: 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚕𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚢/𝚗 why would I fuck myself
Boss fucker: look in a mirror and you'll see why 🥵🥵😍
Mom: guys we need to turn our phones onto airplane mode now -Gideon
𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛
Milf luvr: that was a long flight
Boss fucker: gotta get the metro into town yet 🤩
Derek morgasm: I hate u
Boss fucker: calm down it's like 15 minutes and only a couple quid
Hot chocolate: did anyone think to get pounds instead of dollars
Milf luvr: yes I'm not stupid
Boy wonder: Emily probably had a few hundred British pounds in a safe from when she was in England
Milf luvr: what if I did
Mega milf: from when she was in England or when she was dead
Babygirl: stop that's foul I'm gonna cry
Boss fucker: so umm what if I told u there wasn't enough rooms so I could only get us 5 hotel rooms
Vigilante justice: I'm sharing with Reid
Babygirl: I get chocolate thunder
Italian stallion: I guess I'll go with Gideon
Milf luvr: im sharing with JJ
Mega milf: yes ily em
Hot chocolate: why am I with y/n again
Boss fucker: because we're in love
Hot chocolate: delusional
Boss fucker: I'm not delusional the flowers told me
Mega milf: be fr y/n ur delusional
Boss fucker: says the woman that married lemon head and had his children how delusional do u have to be to be with someone who needs subtitles
Milf luvr: real
Mega milf: em didn't u only get over ur ex like last week
Milf luvr: rude
Hot chocolate: if yous could all stfu y/n's sleeping
Vigilante justice: so is Spence
Babygirl: and Derek
𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚎𝚡𝚝 night
Boss fucker: guys I have cheap vapes and cheap shots were going out
Milf luvr: oooh what flavours
Boss fucker: Rossi has a tobacco one Gideon has menthol Penelope has bluelicious ice Derek has banana ice hotch has blue razz gummy bear elle has black dragon ice spencer doesn't get one because we need to protect his lungs JJ has lemon and lime Emily has watermelon ice and I have blueberry cherry cranberry
Hot chocolate: whys mine so childish
Boss fucker: cos when I had it you asked for it then tried to steal it
Milf luvr: 📸
Boy wonder: why don't I get one 😞
Babygirl: ur a child and would choke
Boss fucker: spencer I got u tabs
Boy wonder: okay
Boss fucker: this cost is like £113 so yous can all buy 2 pints of dark fruits
𝙰 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 later
Mega milf: lmao hotch and Garcia are so drunkkkk
Milf luvr: so are you
Mega milf: no I'm not
Derek morgasm: this you
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Mega milf: nahhh
A/n don't vape guys it's bad for ur lungs and don't smoke it's also bad
