Y/n: guys I feel like a lesbian Derek morgasm: what a peculiar conversation starter Hot chocolate: y/n your not a lesbian Y/n: you guys hear something? Milf lover: 🫢🫢 Boy wonder: why do you feel like a lesbian y/n? Y/n: I think girls are hot (wink wink my pookies Emily and JJ) Vigilante justice: what abt me 😢 Y/n: like Reid wouldn't kick off if I said that Milf luvr: she not wrong Hot chocolate: y/n you're not a lesbian Babygirl: not a man trying to tell a woman what she is smh Boy wonder: if y/n wants to be a lesbian she can be a lesbian hotchner 😒 Hot chocolate: she's literally attracted to men Y/n: not anymore I live for the poonani now Milf luvr: threesome? Vigilante justice: Reid your making me feel left out Boy wonder: do I not pleasure you?? Vigilante justice: do you want the truth? Derek morgasm: ooh Reid been put in his place Milf luvr: stfu Derek you've slept w the most people out of anyone and you've probably never found out where the clit is. Every woman you've slept with probably had to fake it because we all know you can't last more than 2 minutes. Y/n: em I hate to break it to u but ur surprisingly wrong Boy wonder:
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Milf luvr: WHATT!!!!!!!
Y/n: ab the two minutes part everything else was right.
Derek morgasm: excuse me?
Y/n: u licked my flaps and asked 'does that feel good'
Italian stallion: I need bleach
Boy wonder: in true an inspector calls fashion I'm about to pull an Eva smith
Vigilante justice: reverse English lit rizz
Milf luvr: bro is wisehammer from our countries good
Derek morgasm: wtf is our countries good
Boy wonder: a play about the first fleet where convicts put on a play called the recruiting officer it was used to show redemptive power of theatre and how Margaret thatcher treatment of working class linked to treatment of working class in the 18th century and brutality of the punishment system
Y/n: SCH rizz
Derek morgasm:
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Mom: what the actual fuck -Gideon Derek morgasm: rizz
Mega milf: tell me why I walk into work early no one else is here I see hotch open the group chat read through the texts from after he said y/n: is attracted to men stop reading a few texts in and start playing the folklore album
Milf luvr: maybe he's still in love with y/n and got upset when he realised she shagged Derek
Italian stallion: that would make sense
Mom: his fault he left her on opened -Gideon
Derek morgasm: damn not Gideon getting involved with gossip
Bbygirl: he may have left her on opened here but in their private texts it's a very different story
Hot chocolate: 👀
Vigilante justice: tell us more Garcia
Bbygirl: well umm last night he text her and uhh things were said and I need bleach
-bbygirl changed y/n to boss fucker-
Boss fucker: this is slander, libel some would even say
Milf luvr: you know it's not
Boss fucker: anyway yea me and hotch are back together now
Derek morgasm: I thought I had a chance with him turns out 'twas all a lie #emo🖤♠️🕷️ #depreshun⛓️💥👹😔🖤⛓️
Hot chocolate: oh please you would never have a chance with me
Derek morgasm: Alexa play numb by linkin park
Boy wonder: not again 😔😔
Boss fucker: who wants to watch wicked with me
Milf luvr: ME!!!!
Boss fucker: okayyyy
Milf luvr: can we dress up to watch it as elephaba and galinda
