KOTLC Neverseen Collection Fanfics

The Neverseen Go Grocery Shopping

[T/W: A comedic fist fight with no b/ood or injuries.]

[A/N: Sorry for the lame title 😅]

Alvar's POV

"Welcome!" The loudspeaker told us. "Enjoy your grocery shopping!"

"You're too kind," I called back.

"Alvar? I don't think they can hear you." Gisela said.

"Oh." I blushed. "You don't know that."

"Let's go shopping!" Fintan cheered, raising the list above his head.

"You're being too enthusiastic," Umber rolled her eyes. "Shopping means walking. And lines."

"Tell us that when you're snacking on all the awesome stuff we bought," Ruy pointed out.

"Hey! No snacking allowed. We're shopping for dinner food." Fintan informed them.

"Oh." Ruy looked disappointed. "Then Umber's right."

Umber nodded proudly.

"Oh, look! Canned soup! Someone help me keep an eye out for tomato bisque." Ruy ran off somewhere near the isle labeled Canned Food.

"Ruy's fine on his own," Umber said.

"The story of his life." I laughed.

"Hey! I heard that!" Ruy's voice came from behind the shelves.

"Oops," I muttered.

"I don't need help from any of you losers anywa– AHH!" Ruy shrieked, followed by a loud crash.

"Ruy!" I screamed, and ran to my fallen comrade. The others followed behind me. (I'm cool like that)

Ruy grinned sheepishly and grabbed a can from the mess on the floor. "I found it."

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"Have we gotten all the items on the list?" Gethen asked.

"Yes!" I pumped his fist. "To the lines!"

"Hello," The cashier told us. She pressed a button, and the carpet on the table-thing started moving. The cashier waited expectantly.

"Um–" Ruy frowned.

"Do we put the food–" I was very confused.

"Put the food on the conveyor belt." The cashier looked annoyed, like people usually knew what to do.

Soon, all of our food was bagged and put back in the cart.

"Do we go now?" I asked.

The woman rolled her eyes. "Now you have to pay."

"Pay what?"

"Money."

Gethen licked his lips nervously. "Money?"

I turned to my friends. "Do we have money?"

"No," Gisela told me.

I turned back to the cashier and straightened my shirt. "Do you take lusters?"

"Sorry, Won only." The cashier was starting to get very impatient.

"Make a run for it?" Ruy whispered.

"On my mark." I counted down on my fingers.

"NOW!" I grabbed the shopping cart and barreled out the door.

"STOP THEM!" Someone bellowed.

We were almost out of the parking lot. Me and my comrades smiled in glory. We were almost there–