Genjy posted a video.
He smiles in front of the screen in a black background with muffled music.
"Have you ever felt lonely? Have you ever seen the girl of your dreams get taken up by some random guy? Are you some shut-in who can't bear to see couples happy? Well, have no fear for I have all the answers to your problems. I am Genjy, and my motto is 'from lonely to loneliest'!"
"For you to properly understand what I am saying throughout this lecture, I have prepared to give you a live demonstration!"
Colorful lights, followed by romantic music start playing. It was a party. It's an above average sized one at that.
"That's right! In a second I will be teaching you the ultimate way to steal couples happiness and pocket it for your own! Get your notebook and pens out. Ready? LEETTT'SSS GGGOOOOO!!!!!"
People stared in confusion before the video cuts.
The camera turns to a couple dressed like they were in the Cinderella movie and shined glamorously. They seemed like they were from a different time period compared to everyone else possibly just really good cosplayers.
"Now for the first step: locate your victims.
"They must have some level of happiness with each other that is higher than your own. You can tell by the aura that they give off. For instance, this couple right here have flowers and hearts above their heads immediately telling me they are truly in love."
"Step two: Measure their happiness so that you can figure out what would break them up. Warning you, if they are too happy, they will get closer as you try or at the very it least it will become harder. I can say this from a whole lot of experience. Hint: this woman likes a strong man who would help her in her time of need. This MAN does not like to get dirty."
"Step three: Grieve"
Genjy starts crying right in front of the couple.
"*Sob, Sob* Why can't it ever be me?! I want to dance like this! Tell stories and cuddle with someone I LLOooVvVvVvE"
The video cuts.
"Step four: Make preparations based on your measurements. I am keeping mine secret until the end of the video for you to understand how surprising this must be. Anyway, while making these preparations make sure you try and trip them up when you can."
Step five: Follow them until they walk into your trap. In my case, I have followed them to their apartment.
"Final step: Enjoy the show."
The camera was set up outside their window as they walked into the apartment.
"Look honey, I know that today wasn't the best but I really enjoyed it. Being with you."
"Squee I enjoyed being with you too, Andrew. You're the only one for me."
"It's the same for me, Olivia. That is why, no matter where you go I will be there to help you, no matter what!"
The woman's eyes shined bright as he said that. Her partner took her hand and pulled her closer as they both puckered their lips and drew closer.
"3... 2... 1..."
Crack
A sewage pipe burst open quickly engulfing the floor as the couple quickly stepped up on their couch.
"EEK, Andrew, what's going on!!??"
"The sewage pipe has burst!!"
They both looked at each other for a moment.
"Why are you looking at me?"
"We need to get out of here and I can't step in such disgusting liquids!!"
They stared at each other for even longer.
"So you want me to carry you through this?"
"YEESS!!"
Andrew looked down at the sewage and looked back up at her.
"So I should be the only one to suffer! I'm not walking in that!!!"
"Exaggerated sigh What so what you said to me was a lie?!"
"N-NO IT WASN'T!! I just don-
"SO YOU WERE LYING TO ME!! THIS IS WHY YOUR MOTHER DIDN'T WANT TO TAKE THAT LEASH OFF YOU!!!"
"WHAT SO WE'RE GOING THERE NOW????!!!! AT LEAST MY PARENTS ACTUALLY HAD THE DECENCY TO WEAR CLOTHES!!"
The couple continued to argue as the sewage level rose.
Genjy then took the camera and pointed at himself.
"That my friends was how to become a dementor that takes joy from couples and take it for yourself. Please like, subscribe and-"
"BGAAAWWKKK" x4
So he says before being attacked by chickens.
END
Little bit less grammar fixes but here it is.
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