We are back! How you guys doing? Doing great? Good. To all of you who are not, do better. Anyway, I'll be honest , I have been lazy lately. I have been busy but not enough to say that I had to stop. Why am I saying this? Well usually by this time I would have basically finished a full set and all that is left to do for releasing is to review, edit, add pictures and so on. I honestly have not been working on it that much and the chapters posted were all finished quite some time ago. but a lot of stuff had to be done for quality I won't delay my chapters but I will say that my chapters might be a bit more choppy after we come back. I'll also go to the conversation board more often. Anyway enjoy this crack dream of a Bum Story.
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A lovely sign on a lovely day on a lovely street and a lovely drive.
Yes, lovely as I tape myself to the back of the car, stealing a ride. The driver wanted me off but could not rip me off, so here I am.
"How's the ride?" you ask. Well, if a cat sitting on your face casually sipping coffee while you can do nothing but take it is what you're into, then it is GREAT!
Ah, everything I had described before was from this cat's a*s, except the drive, of course.
This cat was suffocating, but somehow I was getting air; that town in its furry buttocks is probably producing oxygen.
It was actually comfortable; I was feeling a little sleepy even.
...
ZZZ
ZZZ
ZZZ...
Ugh... what is going on?
Everything felt still, my eyes feeling like the only movement I had felt in ages.
My eyes blink open to create a PowerPoint presentation of a hand swinging in to kiss, maybe swallow my face.
"AAAHHHHHKKKKK DO YOU NOT KNOW TO NUDGE SOMEONE AWAKE!!!!????"
I jumped up without any issue, berating whoever had the nerve to slap me in my precious sleep.
"Oh Genjy, you're awake!"
Said my precious friend, old man Jenkins, with his hand red.
"I'm going to neuter you in ways you would have never thought of Jenkins."
He jumped back, swaying side-to-side with confusion at its end.
"Wait, Wait Genjy. I just wanted you to meet these guys."
Old Man Jenkins turned around and presented four shadows that rose up and seemed to go in for an attack.
"Hey!"
l_l ... seriously
...
The party is going, and let me tell you, this is the worst I have found, but before I that meet:
Bum
"Hi"
Bum Water
"Water Water" he's croaking
Bum Trash
"Come search me, ladies; oh, you were calling little red"
and Bumsy
"...l_l"
with a thousand-yard stare because yes.
And together they are the Brokesies
"BRO-BROK-Y-SEAS!!"
"Water Water"
We're on the set of Bumtopia!!
We all posed for the air cam and then I broke down into break-dancing as the others went ballistic music on full volume.
Bum Water jumped at the trash sitting at one of the gum-infested tables, just two centimeters off the splintered stage. Immediately he rolled around in the garbage guts, then proceeded to do the same to the other guests, saying "Water Water"
Bum Trash flipped and slid in front of the wonderous trash girls, hitting a "You lady's alright" as a heart flew at them, and he stopped it. He continued to present it to them as a strange liquid seaps through the bag.
Bum walked through the crowd with "hello," "How are you doing?" and "you enjoying the show," and then a big wheel followed by a garbage truck flew into him, hurting no one else.
Bumsly...
"l_l"
Stared... She stared.
But it wasn't done; the music changed, and old man Jenkins appeared out of nowhere.
He started almost strip dancing and then mixing it in with boxing as he turned into a box and approached me, money being thrown at him... lustfully.
He grabbed me as his head turned into a box.
The person box rubbed my sides as I got surrounded by the boxes; even Bum was coming at me.
Everything went to red and...
My head was now connected to a cat's a*s.
It flops back from the kitty a*s, and the same one jumps off of me, throwing away its cup.
Next to me was Jennings, who stood next to me with the car owner next to him.
"You just gonna stand and look at me, you pervs?!"
"Umm... actually, he came to me to get you off of his car..."
Jennings averted his eyes while the man next to him looked ready to kill.
"GET HIM OFF OF MY CAR??!! YOU BROKE PLEBEIANS DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT!!"
What did he say?
"Did you just call me a plebeian?"
"YES, BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE?!"
I look at his attire.
"You got some nice clothes there..."
"W-why are you looking at me like that...?"
"I have no idea~ what you're talking about. You just seem a bit rich."
Licking my lips thinking about the things I could do with that money.
"N-n-no you can't do this?! Wait you are still tied up, why am I scared?"
Immediately a piece of tape rips as I rise up like the undertaker, eyeing the rich's valuables.
Jennings watched carefully at the side as he backed up.
"AAHHHH!! AAAAAAHHHHH! NO AHAHAAAAAAA!!LEAVE ME ALONE YOU PLEBEAN?!"
I ran the jewelry box down looking to swallow up every possession to become the richest man overnight.
"Your booty (treasure pervs) is mine!!"
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