Dark Star: Kyouryoku

Gum Numb

"Gabbah gabah goo ga boo"

"Pawa"

"Gabbity ga gi gow"

Welcome to the problem.

"Ga"

The dentist is a mystical place where your teeth are attacked at all angles to become clean. They even hurt my teeth emotionally, as you might see; my teeth are holding back tears.

Aidan also had his own teeth tortured, but to less effect as none of his teeth squinched eyes like mine.

With some interesting ramblings, we were able to agree upon playing games as our teeth gained feelings again, but not before getting some hot drinks in Teller's Alley.

"Goobity gati a giddy ga goo."

"What are you saying, sir?"

We were at a store of hot drinks standing at the counter explaining our order, but the grass was lost to our speech, so I tried to make it louder.

"GOOBITY GATI A GIDDY GA GOO!"

The grass stopped in motion.

"I gave you the chance to correct what you have said to me, but you became even louder. You have disrespected Meiyo Aru grass clan, and you shall be destroyed accordingly!?"

Rising into the sky, metal pieces flew into the grassy one little by little, creating arms and legs and then a body until he became a full-on mech.

"Goo?"

*Smash*

An arm breaks into the ground as quickly as I could think, smashing the area where I once stood.

Ice swept me off my feet as I was caught by Aidan, who skated away.

"Gabi Gabu!"

"Pa"

I thanked Aidan, who continued skating with me in hand.

Another fist hurdled toward us, but before that, I blasted both myself and Aidan into the sunset screensaver-like sky; of course, we were in it, so it could not have been true.

"Gabiruru Ga"

Bringing the particles together in a line, I allowed Aidan to glide in the air for two seconds. But what do you know? Physics truly does exist; we fell out of the sky at the same moment.

"Ha Grassan-san will be proud of this great achievement. For the Meiyo Aru clan!"

"Time for a hero!"

"And make it double!"

Two squeaky voices came from the ground.

"Squiressi!"

"Squirace!"

"WE'VE COME TO DEFEAT YOU NOTORIOUS GRASS CLAN!" x2

Two squirrels next to each other hit an iconic pose.

"W-What?! You shouldn't be here, squirressi-senpai!"

"Are you not forgetting someone?"

"It seems we will have to teach you some manners, young Grassil."

"NANI?!"

The battle of the squirrels and the grass had begun with both squirrels bending over to shoot out acorns from the waste chute.

The acorns rubbed together to create the ULTIMATE drill. Aidan and I looked at each other for a second, speechlessly agreeing to continue to watch.

"Acorn Style: Grass Erasure!" x2

"Senpais, you can't stop me! I have surpassed both of you in our last meeting. I will defeat you again, especially you, Squiressi-senpai."

Hands in front of his mecha body, the grass seemed to stop the acorns.

"You see, Senpais, you can't defeat me! Huh?! N-N-Nani???!!!"

"Did you really think that was all we had, little Grassil?"

"We will defeat you with what you have failed to learn!"

"The power of friendship and NUTS!!"

The mech arm was being pushed back before ripping apart!

"This can't be!?"

The acorns hit and ignited into a flash of fire, spreading the smell of burning grass.

"Next the rest of the Grass Clan."

"Yes, up and AWAY!"

They both disappear into the sunset.

"gab gu"

"pa"

With ice on our feet, we spectators decided it was time to go home and play some games.

-Game in progress...-

"GAAABBBABITTY GABAAAA!!!"

"Gis GAME IS BULLSH*T!! HOW THE F*CK DID I SLIP AND FALL TO DEATH??!! THERE WAS NOTHING THERE!"

"Pawoo!"

END