"All rise for the law, I guess?" Classic shrugged, banging his gavel against the table once before giving a hearty yawn.
"Your honor, I wish to present the evidence that Nightmare did in fact, without a doubt, kidnap Vi," Blue spoke, he stood, pointing a finger to Nightmare, who sat behind a table with a displeased grimace on his face.
"This isn't even a courtroom," Nightmare grumbled, rolling his eye and crossing his arms.
"Order in the court," Classic banged his gavel against the table once more, laying his head in his arms lazily.
"Your honor, I wish I present a case for a counterclaim, Dream did the exact same thing to Micheal," Killer stood, pointing his finger back to Dream, who sat awkwardly next to Blue.
"If it pleases the court, Nightmare is a known offender, with many different accounts of murder, terrorism, and-," Blue started before a shout rang in the room.
"Objection! That is defamation meant to debase my clients honor in view of the court!"
"Sustained." Classic turned to Nightmare, "As defendant, how do you plead?"
"Not guilty," he muttered, continuing his grumpy pout fest.
"Your honor, to support my client, I would like to call the victim of the crime to the stand," Blue started.
"Overruled,"
"Vi is out with Micheal and Pluto, remember Blue? They're going to the park, I believe?" Dream piped in, smiling meekly next to Blue.
Classic banged his gavel once more, "Order in the court,"
"Can you stopped banging that funking thing before I use it to bash your skull in?!" Nightmare growled before whipping around to face Fresh in a corner, "Why the funk are you here?!"
"How's your Phoenix Wright roleplay going again?" Error opened a portal directly in the room, peering through it at the people as Nightmare silently seethed with even more rage.
"Phoenix Wright role play? BAHA-" Fell cracked up with laughter very loudly before Nightmare flipped a table and stormed off.
"You think he's guilty for contempt of court?" Classic muttered, glancing at the door before back to the rest of the amalgamation of sanses gathered, "Uh.. guilty for all charges! Including.." Classic looked at a list, unrolling it a few times until it reached the floor, "aggravated assault, aggravated identity theft, aiming a laser pointer at an aircraft, airplane hijacking, armed robbery, arson, assassination, assault with a deadly weapon, assaulting a federal officer, assisting escape, attempt to commit murder, burglary, bankruptcy fraud, bank larceny, bank robbery, blackmail, breaking and entering, bribery, child abuse, coercion, concealing an escaped prisoner, concealing a person from arrest, conspiracy, contempt of court, conveying false information, counterfeiting, credit card fraud, crime aboard aircraft, criminal contempt of court, cyber crimes, damage to religious property, destruction of a motor vehicle used in foreign commerce, destruction of an energy facility, destruction of records in federal investigations, destruction of corporate audit records, disclosure of confidential information, domestic terrorism, domestic violence, drive-by shooting, drug trafficking, DUI on federal property, economic espionage, embezzlement, entering a train to commit crime, escaping custody, extortion, failure to appear on felony offense, false bail, federal civil rights violation, first degree murder, flight to avoid prosecution, forgery, fraud against the government, genocide, hacking crimes, harboring terrorists, hate crime acts, homicide, hostage taking, identity theft, illegal possession of firearms, international terrorism, mailing threatening communications, manslaughter, money laundering, motor vehicle theft, obstruction of justice, pirating, probation violation, racketeering, ransom money, second degree murder, serial murders, shoplifting, smuggling, stalking, tampering with a witness, theft of trade secrets, torture, trafficking counterfeit goods, transportation of terrorists, trespassing, treason, use of weapons of mass destruction, and vandalism, any objections?"
"What the fuck brother?!" Dream stood, causing Killer to stand.
"Oh so he gets to curse? You biased little beach!"
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Cold Bones Embrace (UTMV X OCs)
Hayran Kurgu!!!!THIS IS A SANSES X OCS/ SELF-INSERTS BOOK!!!! ||40,376 words|| The cover was made by my good pal @horror_flixx featuring Pluto and Fell! Micheal, Vi and Pluto are normal average humans, with a normal average human dose of trauma, for one reaso...
