Marvel stuff

Black Widow's daughter

Nat & Bruce had a kid because *science* (cuz Nat can't have a baby) she has always lived with them,  infinity war and endgame never happened, dr strange is a family friend and Peter was kicked out by may when she found out about Spider-Man, she died less then a month later (it may or may not have been Nat and her daughter teaming up to help their spider friend) but because of his close relationship with Tony, he was adopted and became Irondad's spiderson.

Peter and Tony watching a movie on the couch

Tony: these Pixar movies are sad

Peter: Disney movies are better, and more relatable

Y/n: *sitting next to peter* agreed

Tony: wtf where did you come from

Y/n: how many times do I need to remind you that my мама is black widow, and best friends are Bucky, Shuri and Peter? Also, Peter what do you mean "relatable"

Tony: ohhhh that makes a lot of sense, you do act  a lot like a certain Russian assassin

Peter: ex-assassin, and because, dead parents, and like Rapunzel, I swing around a lot.

Tony: PETER! I am very alive- currently.

Y/n: thank you Peter. Tony, I love you for adopting and caring for Peter, but I still won't hesitate to kill you.

Tony: and how exactly would you be able to do that

Y/n: as I said, my mother is Natalia Romanova, one of my best friends is Bucky Barnes, and my mother's best friend is Hawkeye, all of whom have come very close to killing you. You are lucky they have mercy, I don't.

Peter: ..damn

Tony: *ghost pale*

Y/n: *smug face*

Natasha: Did you just threaten Tony

Y/n: .. maybe

Bucky, Clint & Natasha: we have taught you well

Peter: *whispers* teach me

Stephen: are you ready?

Y/n: yup

Tony: what? Where are you going?

Y/n: Dr Strange is teaching me the mystic arts

Peter: AWESOME!

Y/n: yup, even without powers, I want to be a real asset to the team, once we are needed, so that the "backup" won't be dead weight

Clint: I like this child

Y/n: call me a child again and see what happens *Natasha death stare*

Tony: Oh my god! She inherited Nat's death stare! Clint you are so dead

Nat: *death stare*

Bucky: *whispers- too quiet to hear* this is getting good

Peter: *whispers back* I know right?!

Stephen: Can we get going? I am not going to wait any longer.

Y/n: oh yeah, let's go

Clint: *mockingly* abracadabra, I do magic tricks instead of using weapons

Y/n: we both know that I have mastered the bow and arrow, so we are essentially equal in ability, except for the fact that I train with assassins and learn magic from a sorcerer, also I am more flexible, agile, and a better runner and climber. Don't mock me. *turns to Stephen*  Let's go.

Stephen: No. I taught you to use a sling ring weeks ago, and told you to practice. you are making the portal. If you can't, that's fine, it takes a lot of time and practice. *to self* and being stranded on Everest..

Y/n, Peter and Bucky: what?!

Stephen: what?

Y/n: did he not just say he was stuck on Everest?

Bucky: no he definitely did

Nat: Wait, how did you hear him? Clint and I lipread, we were taught so we could listen into conversations without being in hearing range, you don't know sign or lip reading

Y/n: yes I do, I also taught myself Russian, Serbian, German, Italian, Chinese, Japanese, Scottish, Irish, Spanish, French, Korean, Nepalese, Indian, Indonesian, Egyptian, Portuguese, Dutch, Arabic and Latin.

.. why is everyone staring? I get it, not that impressive, probably not half as many languages as my mother, Steve and Bucky.

Peter: no that's really impressive, how did you have the time?? What about school, you're top in your class! How do you do all of this?!

Y/n: school is easy and boring, what do you think I do in class? You make web shooters, web fluid and design stuff, I don't do that, that's your thing.

Clint: wait, what? I speak three languages!! I thought that was impressive!

Nat: even Bruce knows 4.

Stephen: that's pathetic, I know 5, and I was a neuro surgeon, not a secret agent.

Tony: 6

Peter: 7!

Bucky: Steve knows at least 8

Nat: I speak a lot, around 12-15 I think

Bucky: I lost count too, something around 20-30

Clint: aw man

Tony: wait, you can't speak Latin.

Y/n, Bucky and Nat: yes you can

Stephen: can we go now? Remember, it's not easy.

Y/n: *does it first try*

Peter: COOL!!

Stephen: huh. Let's go.

Nat: wait, Stephen had his head down when he said the thing about Everest

Tony: yeah and?

Nat: you can't lipread if you can't see the person's face

Y/n: I know, I just heard him

Tony: how?

Clint: you're an old man Tony, you couldn't hear him

Me: wait what? He isn't even close to the oldest, Bucky is almost exactly twice his age, and anyway, you are older than him, and you couldn't hear either!

Tony: damn, wait really, the grown up child is older than me?

Y/n: yeah, by a few months, how did you not know that?? Anyways I gotta go, bye мама, bye Peter! Bye Bucky.

*steps through portal with Stephen*

Peter: can you guys teach me to be that cool?!

Tony: Peter you are a genius child with spider superpowers and a family of superheroes, I think that would be considered cool.

Peter: oh yeah *laugh*