clint: oh jesus
steve: oh bucky
bucky: oh my god
pietro: oh my thor
peter (knows norse myth from school): oh my odin
Thor: oh my loki
loki: oh my Frigga
wade: oh my stan lee
me: what the fu-
Steve: *almost says Language!™️*
peter: -rick frack snick snack heccity heccin Tic-tac!
scott: Yeah, sup? oh hey! bug themed super friend! im scott, you know, antman? the one that turned into a giant
Loki: Pardon me, I wasnt listening. whats this about turning into a monster?
Bruce: what's going on? what are you saying?
Tony: chill out, Angry.
Valkyrie: what in hellheim are you talking about?
Peter: Hellheim? isnt that one of the nine realms?
Thor: yes. how did you know that, Gethelp?
peter: school, and research. you guys are aweso- WAIT IS SHE A VALKYRIE!?
Valkyrie: I swear to GetHelp, these two had the same exact reaction.
Loki: YOU TOLD HER ABOUT THAT?!
Tony: you guys know the rules.
Loki, Clint, Bucky and Nat: we know.*in a monotone, bored, disappointed voice* "Unless in battle, no stabbing, shooting or otherwise murdering or intentionally injuring people in front of children"...
Peter: Thor, you told her about me? why? and also, why did you call me get help?
Thor: it's Loki and my favourite plan!
Loki: its YOUR favourite. I hate it, its humiliating.
Thor: cmon, you love it, its great. works every time!
peter: but what is the plan?
bruce: please dont start telling childhood stories.. *slightly green*
hulk: oh my smash..
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FanfictionTrigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter- if you get triggered, I'm sorry. Please read the warnings, this contains Marvel angst, so there will be themes that come across as depressing and/or triggering to some people. May contain smut. Will...
