Marvel stuff

High School Musical

*after the first avengers movie, Y/N is under 18*

Y/N: *mentions HSM*

Stevve: *confused*

Clint: Highschool musical is awesome.

Tony: yes. it is.

Nat: *in the mood for chaos* out of each of us, who'd be each character?

 Clint: IM TROY!

Tony: no, I'm Troy, Tony and Troy are closer then birdbrain and troy

Clint: *glares* sure, but Bolton and Barton are also basically the same.

Tony: ok, how about we base it on whoever's Gabriella?

Clint: deal.Tony: so who is it? 

Y/N: logically it'd be me. By process of elimination.

Tony: sorry what? How?

Y/N: Steve is Ryan, Nat is Sharpay, OR Clint is Ryan and Nat is Sharpay, OR you're Ryan and Nat is Sharpay

Nat: why am I Sharpay in EVERY secario?

Me: Who here has a sibling? 

*no one answers*

 Nat: I did, haven't seen her since I was like 8. and we weren't biological sisters anyway.

Y/N: so really no one has a sibling here. 

Steve: I- no

Tony: what?

Steve: My best friend growing up was like my older brother, we were very close, he had younger siblings. His family was my family, you know?

Tony: no. I do not know. 

Clint & Y/N: Holy shit! Did Tony just say he didn't know?!

Nat: I don't either. 

Y/N: this is getting depressing. Back to my point, Nat acts like Steve's sister, Tony's sister, and Clint's sister. Since Thor isn't here, and he's the only one with a sibling, Natasha is the closest person to someone with a sibling.

Tony: ok you actually seriously thought about that. huh.

Y/N: also Steve is Ryan Evans.

Steve: I'm so lost right now

Tony: why is Steve Ryan?

Y/N: the name just works.

Tony: why is Steve not a sport guy? 

Steve: I'm not a sport guy.

Tony: but you LOOK like a sport guy.

Steve: and you don't??

Tony: *gasp* Cap just used sarcasm! also, thanks.

Bruce: What if Steve is the sport guy who likes cooking, Clint is the overdramatic guy, Nat is Clint's sister, Y/N is Gabriella and Tony is Troy?

Nat: You know that makes you the nerd, right?

Bruce: I'm already the nerd guy anyway.

Y/N: nice. 

Clint: so does that mean that Y/N is with TONY?!

Nat: ok, nope. that does not work. 

Y/N cant be gabriella.

Tony: *snorts*

Steve: what's so funny?

Tony: Clint's the gay dude. 

*he got a few laughs for that*

Steve: *completely lost*

Y/N: *to Steve* gay means homosexual. queer.

Steve: is that still not allowed?

Y/N: its legal. It's not always accepted, but it usually is. 

Steve: *sighs with relief* good. and are girls seen as men's equals?

Y/N: *grimaces* no. but we've made a heck of a lot of progress towards it.

Steve: Oh. Racism?

Y/N: also unfortunately still a thing. less so, like, companies and governments and stuff mostly don't care, but some people are dicks still.

Steve: Language, but you seem to have a point. also what's all this stuff about a musical?

Y/N: its a movie.

Steve: ohhh.

Tony: Capsicle's never seen it?!?

Clint: no wonder he's so confused.