Peter: *starts writing avenger ships*
Clint: *starts reading avenger ships*
Peter: *writes one about Clint*
Clint: *accidentally reads it* *REGRET*
Peter: *accidentally writes one that's too accurate to the avengers real life*
Clint: *reads it* *realises all the ones he reads are by the same person: Spider_manPP* *wonders how it's so accurate + they know peters initials*
Nat: *sees what Clint is reading + tells Tony*
Tony: *tells Steve to google "Stucky"*
Steve: *googles "Stucky"* *REGRET*
Peter: *writes about this chaos*
Clint: *reads it* hey, Nat, I googled avengers fan fiction for blackmail but this one person's is really accurate to all of us except me.
Nat: they know peters initials too. Does he tell his friend Ned about what happens?
Clint: probably, but Ned always fan girls when he hears our names. He has no idea how we really act because he doesn't pay attention.
Nat: good point. PETER!
Peter: да, мама паук?
Nat: Did you write fanficion on us?
Peter: yes, Clint started searching up avenger fanfics so I started writing them to prank him.
Nat: prank him?
Peter: I make everyone else look awesome and him seem like a stupid hamster that crawls around in the vents.
Nat: *laughs so hard she can't breathe*
Tony: Nat found Peter's fanfics?
Peter: you knew about that? Wait, did everyone read them?!
Tony: I made Steve and Bucky read one of the "Stucky" ones while they were in the same room to see how they'd react. It was great! They were both blushing like tomatoes and staring at each other uncomfortably. But they still both finished the stories.
Peter: so then yes, everyone's read them?
Tony: pretty much. I don't know if Bruce did or not, and Thor and Loki won't have.
Clint: you know what this means?
Nat: the four of us start writing about the others to prank them?
Peter, Clint and Tony: yes.
~~~~~~~~~*a week later*
Bruce: *sees Clint writing on wattpad* *becomes curious and searches Clint's username on wattpad (Hawk_eyeCB)* *reads thruce fanfic* *REGRET*
Thor: *sees Natasha writing on wattpad* Lady Natasha, what are you writing?
Nat: a story about superheroes.
Thor: like us?
Nat: yeah. Tony can show you how to use google if you'd like. There are lots of stories.
Thor: my brother likes reading, I'll show him. Thank you Lady Nat.
*Tony shows him how to use it*
Thor: *looks up bars username (мама_паукНР)* *likes it (this one wasn't a ship)* *shows Loki*
Loki: *finds Clint's fanfics* *finds a Thorki fanfic* *REGRET!*
Thor: *also finds Clint's fanfics* *also finds the Thorki fanfic* *ALSO REGRETS!*
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FanfictionTrigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter- if you get triggered, I'm sorry. Please read the warnings, this contains Marvel angst, so there will be themes that come across as depressing and/or triggering to some people. May contain smut. Will...
