Marvel stuff

Marvel cast headcanon

*on the set of infinity war*

*a break in filming*

Chris (H): Where's Tom? 

Chris (E): Which one?

Chris (H): Ma bro! duh

Scarlet: They're over there with the Benedicts, Idris and Paul. *points to the corner*

Tom (🕷️): *in his spiderman costume, sipping tea*

Tom (🐍): *in his Loki costume, also sipping tea*

Idris: *in his Heimdall costume, also sipping tea*

Paul (🤖): *pink, also sipping tea*

Benedict (strange): *in his Dr Strange costume, also sipping tea*

Benedict (Wong): *in his sorcerer costume, also sipping tea*

RDJ: They're being British again.

Anthony Mackie: Ugh British people. Why do they always have to be so damn fancy all the time?!

Sebastian: *starts chatting with the British gang*

Karen (Nebula): *joins in*

Pom (Mantis): *also joins in*

Chris (P): Ugh, Europeans.

Cobie (Hill): *also hanging out with the Europeans*

Chris (H): *gets up and goes to talk to them just to spite him*

Chris (P): Ugh.. what now, there's still some connection but i dont know..

Anthony Mackie: British allies?

RDJ & Chris (E): We're allies too.

Anthony: Oh yeah. damn. 

Chris (E): non-Americans, just leave it at that

~meanwhile~

Tom (🕷️): What do you think they're talking about? *sips tea*

Benedict (Wong): us not being American probably

Paul: Why are Americans so obsessed with being American?

Chris: they hate us cause they aint us.

Tom (🐍): and cause we got tea, cake and biscuits.

Sebastian: and cooler languages

Cobie: And a logical temperature system. 

Tom (🕷️): And better accents and normal words

Everyone: cheers *clinks teacups*

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RDJ: I am 90% sure they are throwing shade right now but I'm kind of scared of their little cult so I'll let it slide

Mark: I'm scared to say anything in case I spoil something

Chris (E): Bro we're on set!?

Anthony Mackie: *working out for no reason*