Peter: I am spiderman
Tony: now where have I heard that before?
Peter: I am Groot
Clint: I am Steve Rogers
Steve: I'm supposed to say that!
Sam: How about "We are Groot"?
Bruce: Or "We are Venom"?
Bucky: "I am not dead yet"?
Bucky, internally: Only on the inside. And legally.
Nat: I am Thor, son of Odin?
Clint: I am Loki of Asgard and I am burdened with glorious purpose?
Sam: I am James 'Bucky' Barnes?
Bucky: *death stares Sam*
Sam: STEVE HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!
Steve & Nat: Can you two grow up?
Tony: Um I was just trying to make a joke!?
Pepper, without looking up from her work: I am Ironman. We know.
Peter: I am bisexual
Tony: Huh?
Nat: Hey same!
Bucky: AYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE
Steve: Same!
Loki: Me too.
Tony: I mean same but like wtf is going on??
Peter: Now just felt like a good time to bring it up.
Tony: HOW DOES NOW FEEL LIKE THE RIGHT TIME??
Peter, sad: I was setting it up for you. I'm disappointed.
Tony: Why? What did I do?
Peter, Pepper, Nat & Clint: OH COME ON!
Tony: WHAT?!
Peter: You were supposed to say "I am dad"
Nat: or "Hi bisexual, I'm dad"
Pepper: or "Hi disappointed, I'm dad."
Clint & Scott: *sigh*
Clint: It's classic dad humour
Scott: how do you not understand this, I thought you were a genius?
Tony: Well then I'm sorry I grew up without a father figure!
Everyone: Damn... Mood.
Peter: This entire team has some serious issues.
Steve: He's not wrong...
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FanfictionTrigger warnings at the beginning of each chapter- if you get triggered, I'm sorry. Please read the warnings, this contains Marvel angst, so there will be themes that come across as depressing and/or triggering to some people. May contain smut. Will...
