Dare 5

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Me: I'm with the mobsters this morning! Say hey yall!

Weasel: Hey. *Depressed look*

Billy: Hey ya Billy fans! *winks*

Finn: Hey from the Irish man.

Sal: Hey boys and girls, been a while.

Me: Ok so this is yall's first dare! Are yall ready!

Everyone except me: Hell yeah!

Me: Ok! -WingsOfFire- dares, you all except me and Weasel, to put ice cubes in your underwear for 5 minutes.

Weasel: Phew. Thanks a lot -WingsOfFire-!

Billy: What? Ya mean right now?!

Me: Yes! *pulls out 3 buckets full of ice*

Finn: Uhhhhhhh fine come on Sal and Billy.

After Finn, Sal, and Billy put ice in their underwear

Billy: T-th-this i-is s-s-so st-upid! *freezing*

Sal: H-how c-c-come W-w-weasel and L-Lindsay ain't doin t-this!? *also freezing*

Weasel: Because me and Lindsay are loved so much by the fans. *smirks*

Me: Yep!

Finn: H-how l-l-long are we d-doin this f-f-for? *also freezing*

Me: 5 minutes.

Everyone except me and weasel: Uhhhhhh

~5 minutes later~

Me: Ok yall can take the ice out.

Billy: No we can't because the ice fucking melted! You know what I'm out. See ya! *angry and walks out the room*

Sal: Uhhhh great. Now I gotta change my briefs and my pants.

Finn: This Irish needs some whiskey to forget this. See ya later! *walks out*

Me: I'm telling yall drama queens!

Weasel: I'm lucky I ain't like them. *rolls eyes*

Me: Yeah. Ok yall ask or dare us! ♥Bye♥

Billy: No. More. Dares! *yells from outside*

Me: Like I said. Drama queens!

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