Q & A with me and the COD Zombie Characters

Lost Memory

Me: This chapter will not be funny. This chapter will not have anything to laugh about. I have brought the zombie crews for this.

Tank: Today. ArtsyAuthor had informed her readers that a fellow Wattpad writer by the name of TheAverageJoe has killed himself this morning.

Nikolai: *throws vodka on floor* No drinking. Just simply a memoir.

Richtofen: I vill not act like myself. Ve never knew zhis writer, but zhis has greatly affected us.

Misty: We didn't even get to read his books!

Marlton: He was, however, someone that we followed.

Stuhlinger: It's just upsetting. This kid just killed himself. *sighs and puts his head down* I'm sorry everyone.

Russman: It's okay Stu. *pats his back* So tonight, we will do a memoir for this guy.

Billy: Never in my life have I felt sorry about killing people, but this...this is different.

Sal: I never knew the guy, but...he shouldn't have gone through all this.

Weasel: I'm always depressed, but THIS KID DIDN'T DESERVE IT! *weeps*

Me: *hugs Weasel and starts crying too* I'm sorry, Albert.

Finn: Wherever this kid's soul will be, I hope he'll be safe and finally at peace.

Misty: And all of those people who made him miserable...I hope you feel ashamed! *angry*

Stuhlinger: Karma comes fucking back! *tears in his eyes*

Me: Who wants to say something?

Everyone including me raises hand

Me: Tank, you go first.

Tank: Ok. TheAverageJoe, I didn't know you nor did I know about what was bothering you, but after reading ArtsyAuthor latest chapter along with your last chapter.... I just wish we could have talked. I mean, I'm only a fictional character, but I would have still talked. Now, you are gone, we lost a good soldier. I just wanna say rest in peace. *salutes* Semper-fi. Urah.

Richtofen: I feel very bad. A young man's life has come to an end. I also read your last chapter, and I just couldn't help nut cry. Zhe Doctah has cried for a young man. Vherever you are tonight, may you finally rest. Guten nacht.

Nikolai: I feel sober. A man's life has been taken away. I just don't know how to react. But TheAverageJoe, you shouldn't have gone through so much hell. May you rest in the skies above.

Takeo: A warrior's life has been taken. May you reunite with your ancestors and may you find peace. *bows respectfully*

Misty: I cried when I read the last chapter. Never have I cried so much, ever since my daddy died. *wipes tears away* I wish I could have met your tormentors because I would have made them pay for what they did to you. Rest in peace TheAverageJoe.

Me: Stu? Russman?

Stuhlinger crying over and over 'He didn't deserve it' while Russman holds him.

Marlton: *clears throat* TheAverageJoe, I just want to say, please be safe, wherever you are tonight. We will make sure to never forget you.

Billy: I just wanna say whoever made him do this: Lock your doors, shut the windows, and protect yourself. Karma or ME will be coming for you.

Sal: I tip my hat to this guy. You didnt deserve to live your life like Hell. So please, rest in peace.

Finn: Death is not something to joke about. So all of his tormentors, I hope you can sleep tonight, knowing that you made a guy take his life today.

Weasel: *cries* I'm so sorry TheAverageJoe, I just don't want people to suffer. *mutters under breath* Screw you all who made him do it. Screw you.

Me: TheAverageJoe, I remember following you. Your books looked awesome, however, I never got the chance to read them. Now, they sit in my library, and I dont think I have the strength or heart to read them, knowing that you're gone.  *through tears* I wish I would have read your books sooner because I would have known about your suffering. Maybe me and the other readers could have saved you.*cries* *wipes tears away* I just want to say although I never got to know you, I will never forget you nor will you be forgotten by your readers and followers nor will my readers who are reading this chapter, and now they know you. You will be in my prayers and I believe in my faith. So, wherever your soul will be tonight and forever, I hope you can finally rest. Please, rest in peace. And to those who made this guy do this, f*** you! I hope karma comes back, because depression and suicide attempts are not anything fun. I know, I nearly done them. So, can we all, including the readers, can we all just have a moment of silence. Please, just bow your heads and at least say a prayer.

~Everyone bows heads~

Five minutes later.

Me: Ok. Well we will see you all in the next chapter.

Everyone: Bye.

In memory of TheAverageJoe. You will always be remembered no matter what. Rest in peace.