Me: So.......this will be.............EPIC!!!!!!!!
Tank: Oh-Rah! Hell yeah, Dictofen getting his ass kicked by a fan!
Richtofen: NEIN! I vill vin! *smiles evily*
Me: *dressed up as a referee* Alright! In the left corner we have Dr. Edward Richtofen!
Richtofen: *waves* Ja, ja. I vill finish him quickly...but painfully! *giggles*
Me: And in the right corner is the challenger.....TheNamesBlurryFace!
TheNamesBlurryFace: It's on Edward!
Me: So Tank, read the dare!
Tank: Blurry Face vs. Richtofen! Loser has to dress up like a girl and dance to a Taylor Swift song!
Nikolai: My vodka on Blurry Face! *sips vodka*
Billy: Bettin' on Blurry Face!
Finn: Money on the Doc!
Me: So, these fighters are doing one round! Anyone can be crowned champion!
Misty: *in a skimpy outfit carrying board that says 'Round 1'
Misty: Money on Blurry Face! *winks*
Me: Alright boys! TheNamesBlurryFace, are you ready?
TheNamesBlurryFace: READY!
Me: Rikki, are you ready?
Richtofen: Zhe Doctah is ready! Zhe Blurry Face vill pay for zhe Miley Cyrus costume UND zhe baby costume! *glares at TheNamesBlurryFace*
TheNamesBlurryFace: I'm not scared of you, Edward!
Richtofen: *smirks evily* You should be.
Me: Ready....FIGHT!
~Richtofen raises his arms to crush Blurry Face's head down~
TheNamesBlurryFace: *does a full split and punches Richtofen in the crotch*
Tank: *bursts out laughing* Oh-Rah!
Billy: Seriously! That quick!? Thought the Doc was tough.
Finn: I gambled on the wrong dude! *groans*
Richtofen: *collapses, holding his crotch*
Me: 0-0.....The winner is....TheNamesBlurryFace!!
Everyone: *claps and cheers*
TheNamesBlurryFace: *looks down at Richtofen who glares at him* You know what the loser has to do? *smirks*
Richtofen: Nein.....
~A few minutes later~
Me: Come out, Rikki!
Everyone: *snickers*
Richtofen: *blonde wig on, pink outfit*
Tank: *mutters* Rejected Barbie!
Billy: *snickers at Dempsey's comment* Hell yeah.
Me: Ok! Richtofen, dance to....WE ARE NEVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
Misty: *plays We are never getting back together by Taylor Swift*
Richtofen: I can't dance right vith zhese heals und zhe pain in mein crotch. *dances awkwardly, holding his crotch*
Everyone: *bursts out laughing*
Me: Ok! Hope yall enjoyed!
Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay and TheNamesBlurryFace!
Me: ♥Bye♥
Richtofen: Nein! Vhy Blurry Face?! Vhy?
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Q & A with me and the COD Zombie Characters
RandomJust a random story with me and Treyarch's very own zombie characters!
