Me: New dare yall!!!
Richtofen: Let's do zhis!
Me: Ok! @Tamaki_and_Friends dares yall to dress up as pimps and hoes!:p
Richtofen: CLOZHING MONTAGE!
~After the crews shopped til' they dropped~
Me: Yall ready?
Everyone: READY!
Me: Ok! Let's see your outfits!
Tank: *comes out in a black vest, with the sleeves rolled up, gold chains, jeans, combat boots, and a snapback*
Richtofen: *black tank top, blue skinny jeans, sneakers, snapback* I look gute in zhese jeans.
Takeo: *The same outfit that he always wears* I sharr not dishonor myserf.
Nikolai: *white tank top, black jeans, and leather boots on* *sips vodka*
Billy: *same outfit* I'm already a pimp! *smokes cigarette*
Me: OHHHHH!!! :p
Sal: *same outfit* I'm Salvatore Deluca. And I'm already a pimp.
Finn: *black leather jacket, blue jeans, black sneakers* Angela will be so proud.
Albert: *same outfit* I'm a pimp already.
Misty: *brown leather jacket, black leggings, and black combat boots*
Marlton: *blue vest with the sleeves rolled up, black jeans, brown combat boots, and a black snapback*
Russman: *plain gray tshirt, baggy black jeans, and sneakers*
Stuhlinger: *same outfit* I trust my clothes!
Misty: *mutters* You're smelly clothes.
Stuhlinger: You wanna fight, Misty?!
Misty: Let's go then!
Me: Wait! I have a better solution!
~A few moments later~
Albert: EPIC RAP BATTLES!!
Billy: *points at left side* Misty and Tank!
Sal: Vs....
Finn: *points at right side* Stuhlinger and Richtofen!
Me: And.........coin toss! *flips coin* Heads or tails?
Misty and Tank: Heads!
Stuhlinger and Richtofen: Tails!
Me: *catches coin and looks at it* Heads.
Misty: Yes!
Billy: Alright....and......begin!
Misty: Eh, Stuhlinger, you think you can rise to power, I'd be damned if you can at least take a shower!
Everyone: OHHHH!!!
Misty: You say the German is helping ya, What else have yall been doin', I just hope yall ain't gay!
Billy: BURN!!!
Albert: Tank, you're up!
Tank: *cracks knuckles* Alright sweetie, now sit down, while I take this German down! Eh, Richtofen, ya shouldn't mess with me, I'll be sure to make you bleed! Richtofen, have ya even had a woman, I'd be suprised if ya even done it!
Everyone: OHHHH!!!
Albert: Stu, Rikki! You're up.
Stuhlinger: Misty, now here's the thing, you try so hard, but I don't see Darlington giving you a ring!
Everyone: OHHHHHH!!!!
Stuhlinger: Now, sweetie, I'm famous for my role; you're famous when boys see you spinnin' on that pole.
Everyone: OHHHHHH!!!!
Stuhlinger: I do know everything, you however, is simply nothing.
Albert: Woah....Richtofen...you're up!
Richtofen: Bing bing! Dempshey, look at zhese zhings! Zhe Scientist und zhe Servant, Until ve rule zhe vorld, Is zhis zhe beginning or zhe end of us, Var begins again, und everyzhing zhat's all about me! I have zhe voman, und you only have you're sorrow. Oh look, Between Dream und Reality! Kazhleen vas vith you at first, but zhe doctah finally has her at last!
Everyone: OHHHHHH!!!
Richtofen: You see, Dempshey, I have more fans, might as well be another one of my fans. For you, nobody cares, zhey only love me, being naughty und erotic! So step aside, Dempshey, I gotta go RiDe!
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Albert: Combat!
Misty: Sure Stu, boys want me, but girls don't make shippings with ya!
Everyone: OHHHHHH
Misty: They love me for me, they only see you as another wanna-be Eddy! So Stu, sit down, I got a conspiracy for ya. Let's see, how long can I make ya run home to mommy, oh wait, she's already dead!
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Tank: Alright, Richtofen, now look. In the RiDe shipping, you're the girl. Oh look, ya got a baby that belly of yours, I hope that's not Evan. Speaking of Evan, I'll rip him apart. Don't worry, I'll be sure you his heart!
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Tank: Wait just a minute, ya couldn't take over the world because of a little girl, geez, you really are a mess. Oh yeah spoiler alert Eddy, I get the girl in the end, don't worry ya still have the voices in your head!
Everyone: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Me: Who won?
Billy: Who's next?
Finn: You decide!
Sal: Hope yall enjoyed!
Russman: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay and @Tamaki_and_Friends!
Me and Richtofen: ♥Bye♥
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