Suicide Squad trailer looks.awesome! #Click above to watch it!;)
Me: Oh. My. God!
Tank: What? What happened?
Me: I just saw the Comic-Con trailer for the Suicide Squad and it was AMAZING!!!!
Richtofen: Nein, I didn't like how Joker turned out.
Me: Yeah. But I really love how Harley looked! She and the others looked amazing!:)
Tank: I swear, so many people were posting so many leaked videos from Comic-Con.
Me: Well I'm glad they did! Now, I have two things to get excited for!
Nikolai: Which is? *sips vodka*
Me: The Giant and Suicide Squad!!♥
Tank: I feel like Richtofen and Harley Quinn would be a couple.
Richtofen: Und, vhy is zhat? *raises eyebrow*
~Me and Tank roll our eyes~
Me: You guys are doctors.
Richtofen: She vas a psychiatrist und I am a scientist und a DOCTAH! *raises arms in triumph*
Tank: You guys are psychos! *does coo-coo sign*
Richtofen: Vell I didn't lose my mind because of some clown.
Me: You guys are determined to get one goal.
Richtofen: Ja. I vant to take over zhe vorld!! All she vants is her Mistah J.
Me: If you do replace Joker, you might not hit her. Right? *Note: I do love Harley and Joker, and although their love isnt so perfect, its kind of romantic. Except for the abuse!
Richtofen: Nein! I von't love her.
Me: Why?
Richtofen: I am more superior zhan her. Plus she is simply not mein zype.
Me: Wait until you see her Arkham Asylum costume, than we'll wait for your answer.
Richtofen: *annoyed* Nein......
Tank: I would actually pay to see Joker beat up the doc.
Me: Ohhhhhhhhh....that would be amazing. The Clown Prince of Crime vs. The King of the Dead! Two phsycos; one who wants to make the world laugh and one who wants to control the world!
Richtofen: I vould vin! *smirks*
Me: Why is that?
Richtofen: I could just shoot him vith my vundervaffe. *smiles* Ohhh. How he vill dance frim zhe blast!
Me: What if he shoots acid from his flower?
Richtofen: I vould use zhe Gersch Device and it vill suck him out of existence!
Me: What if he uses the laughing gas on you?
Richtofen: I shall be immune by it! Vhile I slice him up and rip his delicious spleen out! *giggles*
Me: If Joker dies, what will happen to Harley? What will the millions of Joker fans do?
Richtofen: Oh. I didn't zhink zhat far. I zhink zhe Harlequin vill become one of my subjects, vhile zhe millions of zhe clown fan, bow to me, as zhe....KING OF ZHE DEAD! *laughs loudly*
Me: 0-0.......
Tank: 0-0......
Takeo: *cleaning katana* Barbarian. *mutters*
Nikolai: Vodka.....
Me: Well, what about Batman? He will need someone to fight other than Two-Face, Penguin, Poison Ivy, Harley Quinn, Scarecrow, The Riddler, etc.
Richtofen: Oh zhat's easy. Zhe others vill simply become my minions. I don't care for justice, guns and money, plants, Mistah J, or riddles. Oh and zhis Scarecrow? Don't be afraid of death or zhe 'Master of Fear'. Be afraid of ZHE DOCTAH!
Me: Richtofen should really be a DC Comics villian. Am I right?
Tank: Yes. And if that happens, THE TANK, will stop him! Oh-Rah!
Me: I swear, Tank you remind me of Batman and Richtofen reminds me of The Joker.
Tank: Wait hang on. *clears throat* I am The Tank. *batman voice* No one knows my secret identity.
Richtofen: It's Tank Dempshey.
Tank: F*** you, Nazi kraut! I was in my zone!
Richtofen: Hahahaha! Tank, vhy so serious? *Heath Ledger mimic*
Tank: I swear, Dictofen. I will hurt you!
Richtofen: *still Heath Ledger mimic* Go on. HIT ME! HIT ME!
Nikolai: Shut up! Nikolai is getting headache! *sips vodka*
Takeo: I agree with the dishonorable Russian.
Richtofen: Takeo and Nikki?
Nikolai: Eh? *sips vodka*
Takeo: What, Richtofen?
Richtofen: You vanna know how I got zhese scars? *Heath Ledger still*
Takeo: Aright, I'm done. Too much dishonor in this room. *leaves room*
Richtofen: Takeo. Next time I see you. I'm not gonna kill you....I'm just gonna really, really hurt you! (From Suicide Squad trailer)
Me: Woah....Mistah J, ya been replaced! *Harley Quinn's accent*
Tank: I'm Tank! *batman voice*
Nikolai: So Richtofen is acting like the clown, Tank is acting like the bat person, and Lindsay is acting like the Harlequin. Who do I play as? *pouts*
Me: Idk. I guess............
Richtofen: No vone!
Nikolai: Da, I'm leaving then. *stumbles outside*
Me: I ain't callin ya Puddin or Mistah J, Eddy! *HQ accent*
Richtofen: Fine. Hahahaha! Now I'm off to take over zhe vorld! Hehe. *giggles* *joker accent*
Tank: Not on my watch! *batman voice*
Note: We were just doing some roleplay, we didnt actually fight, we just sat at the imaginary couch and said some stuff in our characters' accents or voices
Richtofen: Stall him, dollface! I'll...umm..get zhe car! (Shoutout to whoever can guess which episode I got that from. Hint: From The New Batman Animated Series.
Me: You aint taken, tha Doc, Bat freak!
Tank: Out of my way, Quinn!
Me: You bat types are no fun! *shoutout to whoever knows where I got that from. Hint: From a video game, not the batman games! Think. Which game had the DC characters fighting?
Tank: Woah! This whole chat is now over 900 words long!
Me: Oh gosh! Welp. Hope you all enjoyed our little roleplay/chat. Who's ready for the Suicide Squad movie in 2016!?
Tank: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay!
Richtofen: Shall ve, Lindsay?
Me: Yes.
Me and Richtofen: ♥Bye♥
Tank: *batman voice* I'm Tank! Oh-Rah! See you guys later.
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