Q & A with me and the COD Zombie Characters

Dare 30/Let's React #2

Me: Ok yall! Another dare today!

Tank: Oh-Rah! Let's go!

Me: @FNAFDUDE101 dares yall to react to LonelyMailbox's Richtofen Rap!

Richtofen: *wipes fake tear away* I feel so loved. Danke!

Everyone: *rolls eyes*

Misty: Alright! Here we go. *presses play button*

(Intro of lonelybox talking/rapping, didnt feel like writing it:p)

Taking it back to the good old days

You know, before "The Giant"

Before young Eddy took the reins

Tank: Yeah. Shootin' him in the head. *chuckles*

Richtofen: Dempshey...I hate you.

Misty: *throws popcorn at them* You boys, shut up!

And we're gonna tell the story

Of a man we all know

His name's Eddy

Or is it Teddy?

Maybe the doctor? I don't know

I guess it really doesn't matter

What it is that we call him

He's a German scientist

And he's always been ballin'

Richtofen: Ja, I have. Vith big und long b-

Everyone: RICHTOFEN! 0-0

Richtofen: Vhat?

Me: *motions at the readers* Language! No sexual stuff...in this book.

Misty: *rolls eyes*

Worked for "Group 935"

Until that shit got appalling

Thought his boss was distracted

Richtofen: By zhat vretched Sophia! *mutters angrily*

Everyone: Dang it, Sophia!

So he got to plotting

He was testing Samantha

You already know

Locked 'em in the teleporter

It was time for them to go

And then he thought he succeeded

Thought he murdered them both

But then he sent her to the moon

And she was in control

Richtofen: *mutters* Little brat.

Now you know what that means

He had to fix some things

Too bad he couldn't rewind

You know, go back in time

Me: If that was possible, none of this stuff wouldnt have happened!

Tank: I know!

Richtofen: Nein! Shut up, everyone.

Nikolai: Richtofen, are you upset? *smirks and sips vodka*

Richtofen: *stern face*

So he grabbed the crew

And he did what he do