Q & A with me and the COD Zombie Characters

Miracle

Me: Everyone listen up! I have something to say!

Tank: What?

Me: TheAverageJoe aka Nick is alive. He's alive!

Nikolai: *spits out vodka* Thank you, God!

Richtofen: Vunderbar! Zhe amazing writer lives!

Takeo: May the ancestors make him fierce and strong for he lives to see another day. *bows*

Tank: Oh-Rah! *fist pumps*

Misty: Yes! He's alive! Yes, yes, yes!

Marlton: *sighs* May he be alright. He lives. *softly smiles*

Stuhlinger: *still crying* He's alive. Whoever is up there, thank you.

Russman: God almighty, thank you.

Billy: Hell yeah! *hides gasoline, knives, and other weapons* Yes!

Finn: Oh thank God! YES!

Weasel: *starts crying* Thank God! He's still alive.

Me: *hugs Weasel* Yes he's alive. SaraPhoenix14 was the one who informed me that Nick did not die, she said that she found out that he was in the hospital. So, Nick or TheAverageJoe, we hope to see you fully recover and please, suicide isn't the answer. You think you go through so much and say that no one loves you. Well guess what?! Did you see the comments from so many people saying DON'T DO IT!? So many people do care. A lot of them said' If you need someone to talk to, talk to me', so you weren't alone. Please, your a good guy, even if I don't know you, I know you are.

Tank: Amen to that.

Everyone: Amen.

Richtofen: Vell hope you enjoyed, mein lieblings. TheAverageJoe is alive!!!!!!!!!

Me: Cue the music! :)

Misty: *turns on Shake it off by Taylor Swift*

~Eveeyone dances crazy~

Marlton: Be sure to vote, comment, and follow Lindsay and Nick as TheAverageJoe.

Misty: WE LOVE YOU NICK!! FEEL BETTER!

Everyone: AGREED!

Me and Richtofen: ♥Bye♥

Billy: Can I still carry out my revenge plan for his tormentors?

~Eveeyone looks at each other~

Everyone: Fine, go crazy!

Billy: *smiles evily* BYE!