A quick list of chat names
Nezu- Ratatouille
Erasure Head- TheVerySleepyCatapillar
Present Mic- AmScreech
Midnight- IGiveSleep
Recovery Girl- KissKissAllBetter
Hound Dog- RipOffFNaF
LunchRush- GimmieRice
Vlad King- VampireWannabe
Cementoss- LegoBrick
Snipe- no.47
Ectoplasm- StormTrooper
Power Loader- MrMaker◈ ━━━━━━━ ⸙ ━━━━━━━ ◈
The next morning, Izuku was getting ready for work when he got a notification on his phone. While he was wondering what Mai could want that early in the morning, he checked and apparently he'd been added to a new group chat. Probably a wrong number.
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A Bunch Of Idiots
xxx xxx x64 added xxx xxx x83 and 10 others
xxx xxx x64 changed their name to AmScreech
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x83 to Ratatouille
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x91 to TheVerySleepyCatapillar
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x72 to IGiveSleep
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x75 to KissKissAllBetter
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x09 to RipOffFNaF
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x26 to GimmieRice
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x47 to VampireWannabe
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x77 to LegoBrick
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x93 to no.47
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x41 to StormTrooper
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x53 to MrMaker
AmScreech: Hey guys!
IGiveSleep: Hi!
LegoBrick: Hello
Ratatouille: Good morning
no.47: Seriously? Another group chat?
no.47: How many of these have we made already!?VampireWannabe: Too many.
RipOffFNaF: Umm, I think you may have the wrong number here.
AmScreech: Really?
TheVerySleepyCatapillar: his number is meant to end with 99 not 09
AmScreech: Oops! Sorry!
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In separate group chat
Nezu: @Yamada, leave the stranger in the group chat.
Yamada: What? Why?
Aizawa: Yes, why?
Nemuri: ^
Nezu: Because I'm curious.
Nezu: Also, please refrain from letting them know our identities.Yamada: Why?
Nezu: As I previously stated, I am curious and do not go against what I say unless you want people to find your body.
Yamada: Yes sir!
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A Bunch Of Idiots
AmScreech changed RipOffFNaF to WhoAmI
AmScreech added xxx xxx x99
AmScreech changed xxx xxx x99 to RipOffFNaF
WhoAmI: ???
WhoAmI: You're not going to kick me out?Ratatouille: No.
Ratatouille: We've decided to see where this goes.WhoAmI left A Bunch Of Idiots
Ratatouille added WhoAmI to A Bunch Of Idiots
WhoAmI: I'm not leaving that easily, am I?
Ratatouille: No, it is as I have said.
Ratatouille: We've decided to see where this goes.WhoAmI: Okay?
AmScreech: What's your name?
WhoAmI: I don't think it's a good idea to share that.
TheVerySleepyCatapillar: finally someone with some level of common sense
AmScreech: What about me?
no.47: Are you sure you want to go down that road again?
AmScreech:... No.
WhoAmI: What happened?
RipOffFNaF: I don't think you want to know.
WhoAmI: ...Yeah, I think that's a good enough answer.
IGiveSleep: That's probably for the best.
no.47: ^
LegoBrick: ^
AmSchreech: ^
GimmieRice: ^
RipOffFNaF: ^
WhoAmI: I got to go
WhoAmI: Byee! \(^o^)WhoAmI is offline
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Izuku had to turn off his phone since he had arrived at the cafe and was already a bit late. Izuku went inside and did his daily routine of dodging pillows and baking pastries while wondering about that group chat.
What an odd bunch of people.
Notes
Hello, nice to see you again. I just want to let you know that I have no plans and have absolutely no idea what I'm doing. I've never written a story like this so I'm a tad confused about some parts. Don't get angry if I contradict myself later. Anyway, see you next chapter!

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