༻Time skip brought to you by Artemis Fowl hacking into Nezu's laptop༺
Izuku woke up in an unfamiliar room. Judging by the smell and the few things he could see since he couldn't move his head, he guessed this was some kind of hospital. Either that or the nurse's office. His body felt sluggish. He had casts on his left arm and leg, bandages all over his chest and right side of his body and a neck brace. Izuku heard someone walk into the room and tried to turn his head to look at them but got a whack on my right leg.
"Don't move your neck!" The old woman cried. "You're very lucky it didn't snap in half with the amount of damage your head took!"
She got up on a stool and raised it until Izuku didn't need to move his head to see her.
Recovery Girl.
She sighed and looked at him. This time, her voice was much softer and sounded more worried.
"How are you feeling? You had a lot of injuries and little stamina, so I couldn't heal everything in one go. Your left arm and leg as well as your ribs are still broken. Your neck and head are seriously damaged."
"To be honest, I can barely feel a thing," Izuku replied quietly. "My pain tolerance has always been a little bit above average."
"High pain tolerance or not, you shouldn't have been able to move after your arm shattered. An eleven year old can't handle that kind of damage." She squinted at him before sighing again and hopping off her seat. She came back with a clipboard and checked his injuries and made sure Izuku didn't have a concussion or permanent brain damage before walking off again. A few hours passed before she came back again. She gave Izuku a healing session and took off his neck brace before telling him to be careful with his movements. She gave the child a few gummy bears and left again.
Izuku sat up and looked on the bedside table, finding his phone. He picked it up and called Mai. She was not happy to hear he got seriously injured at school. Apparently, Izuku was out for four days. After about ten minutes of her yelling at him to take care of himself and worrying over him, she hung up and Izuku checked the group chat next.
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A Bunch Of Idiots
BroccoliBunny is online
BroccoliBunny: Hullo
AmScreech: BROCCOLIBUNNY!
IGiveSleep: BUNNY!!
TheVerySleepyCatapillar: are you alright?
no.47: You're awake!
KissKissAllBetter: Enough!
KissKissAllBetter: He's probably just woken up!BroccoliBunny: It's fine, KissKissAllBetter.
BroccoliBunny: I woke up a few hours ago, but I've only been able to text you now.TheVerySleepyCatapillar: we heard what happened on the news.
TheVerySleepyCatapillar: how are your injuries?BroccoliBunny: They're fine.
Ratatouille: Is that the truth, or are you just trying to make us feel better?
AmScreech: ^
IGiveSleep: ^
MrMaker: ^
LegoBrick: ^
no.47: ^
StormTrooper: ^
BroccoliBunny:... Option two.
IGiveSleep: BroccoliBunny!
AmScreech: Tell us how many and how bad your injuries really are.
AmScreech: Before and after you got healed.

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