༻Time skip brought to you by Valkyrie Cain watching Fletcher fall on his face after attempting a handstand༺
On the way to school, Izuku decided he was bored and wanted to see if the nice people were online.
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A Bunch Of Idiots
BroccoliBunny: Anybody here?
AmScreech: Yup!
IGiveSleep: I'm awake.
TheVerySleepyCatapillar: ^ i wish a wasnt
Ratatouille: To what do we owe this pleasure?
MrMaker: Can't you just say 'What's up' like a normal person?
Ratatouille: Professionalism.
LegoBrick: なぜ?
Ratatouille: Because I can.
Ratatouille: Back to my original question, what do you want, BroccoliBunny?BroccoliBunny: I was kinda curious to see who was online, and I wanted to ask you about something.
TheVerySleepyCatapillar: what is it?
BroccoliBunny:... Is it a good idea to accept an offer from Nezu?
TheVerySleepyCatapillar: You did what?!
AmScreech: No.
AmScreech: Absolutely not.IGiveSleep: Never.
LegoBrick: いいえ
no.47: The more tempting and innocent it sounds, the worse the consequence.
TheVerySleepyCatapillar:... please tell me you refused?
BroccoliBunny: (●-●)
BroccoliBunny: I am so screwed.TheVerySleepyCatapillar: what the hell did he offer you?
BroccoliBunny:... Just to tag along on one of class 1-A's trips to USJ and test out some inventions with another support course student.
BroccoliBunny: That's all.StormTrooper: Oh, he is so dead.
KissKissAllBetter: I'll prepare the funeral service.
RipOffFNaF: I'll get the legal documents.
BroccoliBunny: Wait!
BroccoliBunny: I'm not dead yet!AmScreech: Wait.
Ratatouille: Well, I for one think it was a fine decision.
IGiveSleep: Ratatouille, your opinion doesn't matter in this conversation.
Ratatouille: Harsh.
Ratatouille is offline
BroccoliBunny: Why doesn't his opinion matter?
AmScreech: Don't worry about it.
BroccoliBunny:... Okay?
BroccoliBunny: Anyway, I go to go now, I'm arriving at school.
BroccoliBunny: Byeee!BroccoliBunny is offline
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He walked through the gates of the school and could still feel that same nervousness from the first day pricking his fingertips. Except this pricking had a hint of... Danger? Like something bad was going to happen but he couldn't quite tell what. His vigilante instincts were on high alert, and that wasn't a good sign.
Though, before he could even attempt to figure out why, he saw a face leaning down next to his from behind him
"Ah-! Hatsume-san! I didn't see you there!" Izuku jumped in surprise, quite nearly stabbing Hatsume in the face with a knife in a hidden pocket of his uniform. She just appeared behind him so suddenly, it was almost as if she had just popped out of thin air. Izuku forced himself not to reach for it, trying not to reveal the fact that he had weapons in school.

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