world meeting and social credits

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by bengsealand

by bengsealand

"I'm here!" Emil said as he panted. The nordics were there waiting for him, along with Greenland who was behind Denmark.

"Took you long enough!" Denmark said with his high pitched reversed puberty voice.

"Sorry, I went to the wrong bus stop and saw, never mind." Iceland said trying to forget Fridge.

"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, who did you see-"

"Shut it dane, we'll be late." Norway said punching Denmark's arm.

They walked in the building, Iceland saw Hong Kong ball with Hong Kong. Iceland looked the other direction, he wished the black ambulance took him so he wouldn't deal with this fucking love triangle and this shitty fanfic. Time to put on shinitagari, Iceland thought to himself. He put on his headphones and listened to the great nashimoto p song that you have to listen to.

"What are you listening to Ice? You know the meeting is going to start!" Denmark said teasingly.

"Nothing, just leave me alone!" Iceland said with his angsty teenage voice. "All you need to know is that I spent about 200 dollars on Miku expo 2024 and it was shitty."

"You listen to vocaloid too?" Greenland said a bit shyly. But Iceland respond to the country that should've been called Iceland because America screamed:

"YO DUDES EVEN THOUGH THERES LIKE A MILLION COUNTRYBALLS AROUND HERE, THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE IS BETTER THAN YOU U.A.E." America stared at U.A.E ball. "I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL A kIlOmeTeR IS BUT MY WAYS OF LIFE IS BETTER CUZ I'M THE HERO!"

Iceland put his headphones back on, why the fuck would he want to listen to a screaming American when he has nashimoto p and pepoyo.

An hour passed, the meeting will soon be over. Iceland looked at Hong Kong. He thought maybe they could fuck in the meeting room when everyone was gone, but then threw that idea away ( the last 2 to do that were France and England in the bathroom.) Everyone had left when Iceland was thinking. Hong Kong came out of the bathroom and saw Iceland.

They looked at each other with romantic music on (not the vocaloid suicide songs that I concerningly relate to. Srry if I vent in this fic.) Their eyes sparkled, shimmer and shinned. Hong Kong got closer to Iceland. They were close to kissing until,

"Hong Kong aru, me and Macau thought we can buy some food around-" China stoped his sentence. China and Macau were there and did I mention Norway?

Iceland and Hong Kong blushed and Hong Kong decided to teleport in China's car with Hong Kong ball. China and Macau just walked to their car trying to forget what the fuck just happened.

"Emil, never mind. Oh, Tino wants you to babysit his kids tomorrow." Norway said.

"What the fuck." Iceland said trying to swear in Afrikaans (ongezellig refrence.)