Diary of an iceland (aph iceland x hong kong x fridge love triangle) crack

I HATE YOU NORDIC (nice word)

Friday

I sold myself a few days ago, and I had the best day if my life! And so was the first part of today. Let's say I finally lost my v-card to my pookies, but I never told Hong Kong I lost my virginity from a fridge.
During my lovely experience, me and Hong Kong were getting my yaoi fantasies coming true! I was telling him to go faster and then, 🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻🇧🇻.

We had a fight and I was embarrassing myself infront of Hong Kong! Then uhm... we went home and, FINLAND FUCKING ROASTED ME BECAUSE LITTLE SNITCHES SEABRAT AND LADONNOYING. I DID NOTHING WRONG. I wanted to cry, but I got a really sharp pain in my leg, so I ran to the bathroom since my puffin was sleeping on my bed, as a human so taking him out is way harder.

I'm currently in bathroom writing this. I don't have my phone or computer so I have no contact to the outside world, and Norway made my window unable to be opened. So I'm trapped in this hell :(

I HATE EVERYONE IN THIS HOUSE NOW I CAN'T LISTEN TO A STRANGER IS DYING SOMEWHERE OR MY SLUG RECORD.