nordic gossip meetings

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Iceland had just woke up after crying himself to sleep, he would've slept the whole day and be emo in his dreams if SEABRAT AND LADONNOYING WERENT THERE.

Iceland was sleeping emoly until sealand and ladonia sang "wake up usagi" to him and he woke up,feeling fucking mad.

"WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE!?!?!!?" Iceland screamed

"Mama and papa are talking with the others" Sealand answered.

"The fuck"

"Our mom doesn't want us hearing or saying swears because he heard us say that, so don't swear or he'll be pissed" Ladonia said

Iceland was still mad at finland, he left the room with his hello kitty pajamas. Sealand and ladonia laughed. Iceland walked out of his room, every nordic was looking at him including MR.PUFFN!?!?! IN HIS HUMAN FORM!?!?!

Iceland was gonna pass out. Mr.Puffn never was a human with the Nordics.

"What the fuck are you doing here" iceland asked horrified

"This is Mr.Puffn, he has the same name as your pet bird" Norway answered

"HES NOT MY PET OR MY BIRD I TOLD YOU MANY TI-

"I know, I know you say he just came over and started talking to you"

Mr.Puffn did this, 😇. Iceland's response was to death stare him until Norway told him to be nice to the guests.

"Go sit down lil bro" Norway got the chair out for iceland.

"Actually me and Emil are friends" Mr.Puffn said smirking at iceland.

"Is that so, nice" Norway replied, iceland was embarrassed as fuck.

Iceland sat down across from Mr.Puffn. Mr.Puffn smirked at him like that roblox face. Iceland wanted to fucking kill him. They stared at each other for a few seconds.

"Shall we discuss Iceland's devi-" Mr.Puffn got fucking pined to the floor by Iceland and smacked like 76 times.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH" Iceland kept smacking and punching Mr.Puffn.

Finland got his phone out and went live on tiktok recording this moment. Denmark got his phone out too and started streaming. Sealand and Ladonia sneaked over to see.

Mr.Puffn started punching Iceland. It was a full on fight now, it lasted for 3 minutes until Norway, who was in shock, threw a spoon at them.

"EMIL WHAT THE FUCK, GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM BEFORE I MAKE THIS A 2 YEAR GROUNDING!!!" Norway screamed.

"Ugh I'm so fucking done! I WILL BE LEAVING THIS HOUSE AND RUNNING OFF TO A BETTER PLACE!!"

Norway dragged Iceland to his room.

"Holy fuck Emil. Just stay here and not get in trouble."

Norway locked the door. Everything was locked so Iceland wouldn't run away again. Iceland started crying

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