icy is with mushrooms like juniper 😋

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by bengsealand

by bengsealand

Damn icy on that crack mushroom all because he got fucked by Hong Kong icy just wanted that chinese dick

I wrote that as a joke but I'm keeping it in 😋 here's the real story

Iceland was still in Malaysia, still in the middle of nowhere, Malaysia. Iceland was still emo yk the usual for this mf.

Iceland was walking around the forest. He still had no fucking idea where he was or what he was doing but he was hungry. While he was on his nice walk he spotted mushrooms.

"Holy fuck, is that mushrooms" Iceland picked then up and ate it, they were yummers. Some guy was walking to ice ice(you can guess who it is)

"Emil get over here RIGHT NOW"

Iceland just stared at the man. "WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU"

"Its me Lukas, your older brother, the fuck happened to you?" Norway said

"Nothing happened to me and I have any brothers or family, IM ALL ALONE🐺🐺🥀🖤🖤🖤⛓️⛓️⛓️"

"Holy fuck you're so damn emo"

"NAUUURRRR"

Norway tried his hardest to not cringe, damn cocaine really does something to someone when you take it in middle of nowhere, Malaysia. Average day in my mind. Norway still tried to get Iceland to go with him but he was gonna wait till next morning, hopefully he wouldn't be such a damn crack head. So ice ice slept.

Omg sorry i haven't made a chapter in a month XC anyways I have school now and next chapter is erm interesting