wtf i have a pear phone?

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by bengsealand

by bengsealand

Iceland was crying in the bathroom and sleeping. The sad spongebob background music was playing. Mr.Puffn binged banged the door then he birbed.

"Get out of here and let me take a shit" the bird said.

"Fine, I'll go 😒🙄" Iceland said with a sprinkle of angst. He went back to his room with diary chan. He was going to run away for good, he thought since everyone is sleeping he can just open the door and leave. He could stay with Hong Kong since fridge is in sweden and finland's house. He didn't want to see Finland BECAUSE HE EMBARRASSED HIM AND ICY HATES HIM NOW GR/RRRRRRRRT

He was going to sleep for 5 minutes then run off. But right when he closed his eyes he heard hate it hate it huge ego.

"What the fuck? Didn't Lukas take my devices?" Iceland thought he was going insane. Norway took his phone and computer. Right?

Iceland couldn't tell where that sound was, he definitely had been on crack like me 🤭! He was going insane and questioning his sanity.

"Am I going insane.... AUH FUUUUUCK"

Ano ko ga atashi ni shita mitai ni! Iceland had a feeling it was under his bed. "THANK YOU OTOMACHI UNA!"

He jumped off his bed and crawled under his bed. And there it was, what was it? Yk incase you didn't read the title,

A FUCKING PEAR PHONE

Iceland had a iCarly phase and Finland bought it for him for his birthday, still, HE FUCKING HATES FINLAND.

Iceland was looking at the phone. Malaysia? Since when did I talk to him- INSTANT FLASHBACK!!!!!!!!!!!!! He remembered Malaysia invited him, Indonesia and Philippines were there. When he remembered what they were talking about, he was embarrassed. If you didn't read the chapter they were talking about dicks (komiyama would join) Iceland also ate some bull penis soup from Malaysia. (Pretty sure he enjoyed it)

He was already eating dick before I'm with Hong Kong!

He was still embarrassed but he saw Malaysia's message "come back! We want to see you again <3"

Well as long as he gets away from nordic hell, he will go.

He messaged Malaysia back "yes pick me up now <3" when he send the message he saw a car outside his window. Logically, he jumped off the window somehow breaking it.

They had a quick drive and now we're in Malaysia 🇲🇾 🇲🇾 🇲🇾. Iceland was already melting. It's so fucking hot. He forgot how hot it was, he only stays in nordic cold not asean heat.

"It's so hot..." Iceland said quietly. Malaysia couldn't hear him since he was playing pokkan kara.

They got out of the car and indo and Phil were there. Iceland was melting and had to take off his clothes.

"Do you guys have ice" Iceland tried not to freak out.

"Yeah, why?" Malaysia asked.

"THROW IT AT ME" Icy demanded

Maphilindo got a big bucket of ice and threw it on Iceland.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I ran out of ideas so that's it