Diary of an iceland (aph iceland x hong kong x fridge love triangle) crack

the ebay chapter

Iceland was in a box. He felt himself being carried then dropped. Fuck Iceland thought to himself. He then felt himself being picked up. Iceland was dropped softly on the floor, then the person who bought him opened the box he was in. You know who bought our emo gay angsty teenager icy? FUCKING FRIDGE.

"F-f-fridge!?" Iceland said in shock. "You bought me....?"

"Yes I bought you." Fridge said blushing. "Because.... I LOVE YOU!"

"I, I know. Those brats told me...But, I..." Iceland nervously said.

"But? Do you not like me...?" Fridge said.

"I LOVE YOU, BUT I ALSO LIKE HONG KONG, I JUST DON'T KNOW WHO TO CHOOSE!!!" Iceland confessed.

"If you knew which one of us is the best for you, you would choose the one who came from ikea." Fridge told Ice kun.

"I want to choose you-"

"So, you choose me? Well since I own you for, uh, 2 days, we can have some fun." Fridge senpai said

"Ooh, what kind of fun😏🙃?" Icy said blushing.

"You'll see when you strip."

"Y-y-you want me to st-strip? I'm actually a bit insecure about my body..." Iceland said embarrassed.

"Yes, I don't care how your body looks, I know you'll look hot." Fridge reassured Ice kun.

"Ok😏" Iceland said blushing, he thought that if Fridge would think he's hot, then he might as well strip for him. Iceland took off his clothes and stuff, should I mention he had Kagamine Len boxers?

"Nice boxer." Fridge said blushing.

Iceland just noticed he had them on and he instantly was embarrassed, Denmark bought them for him last Christmas.

"OH SHIT! I FORGOT I HAD THESE ON!" Iceland said embarrassed.

"I like Len." Fridge said.

"You do..." Iceland said now feeling confident about those Len boxers.

"You know, you should take those off." Fridge suggested.

"Yes, anything for you *estimation symbol*." Iceland took off the Len undies off him. Obviously Fridge was definitely into him that moment.

"Damn bbg, your way hotter than I expected." Fridge said looking like this 😏
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Iceland and Fridge made out, Iceland knew his brother would be concerned he was making out with a fridge and maybe something else might happen, it was his life, and IT'S NOT A PHASE LUKAS.

They both got really horny and Fridge spun Iceland around and got him in position. But I think some of you (by you I'm talking about Sandwich and Cj) have had enough gay sex fanfics of your favorite ships. Also I can't write those scenes. Anyways, Ice kun kept moaning load as fuck, whoever was the next door neighbor definitely heard it (rip if they had kids.) After they had fun Iceland got tired and sleepy.

"Aaah, stop I'm tired." Iceland asked Fridge sounding tired.

"Ok, we can stop, maybe tomorrow we can do this again."

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I would like that~~~~~~." Ice replied.

They both got on the bed and slept. Ten minutes Iceland heard footsteps.

"Did you hear that?" Iceland whispered to Fridge.

"Hear what?" Fridge asked Iceland.

Then the door creaked open, Iceland then realized that the room they were in was familiar, then he realized whose room it was before the door fully opened. Sweden and Finland were at the door, and boy were they fucking speechless, and Iceland felt his heart sink.

"Uhm... hi Iceland..." Finland tried to stay. "What are you doing..."

"Wait, is that cum on the bed..." Sweden asked.

Iceland was over it and took the blanket and jumped out the window.