Diary of an iceland (aph iceland x hong kong x fridge love triangle) crack

ice ice singapore

Iceland woke up, he was still a crack head but he was on a bench in singapore. He barely remembered what happened yesterday. He saw everyone walk around and he was gonna go back to sleep but he saw some guy approach him.

"Who are you..?"

The guy looked about Iceland's age, he had dark brown hair. Iceland recognized the boy, but he just couldn't remember fully.

"I'm singapore"

Iceland stared at singapore and said "the fuck is a singapore"

"It's a country is south asia...aren't you Iceland..?" Singapore asked

"Yes im Iceland 🥰" Ice ice answered

He's not what I expected of him Singapore thought to himself.

"You don't seem like you're doing well since you're a crack hea- I mean since you seem like you had a hard day yesterday...so you can erm stay at my hotel for a bit"

"Ok I kinda forgot where I live so thanks bestie!"

There was a pause singapore definitely knew Iceland is a fucking crack head. They just stared at each other like how Brandon and Nikki stare at each other for like hours. Singapore decided he doesn't want to be in dork diaries so he broke the silence.

"Let's go now.."

So they teleported to the hotel and singapore led him to his room and Iceland hadn't been in a room so roomy in 3 days. He ran to the bed and jumped on it, he started to get up on the bed and started singing popipo and dancing it.

"What the fuck are you doing?" Singapore said looking with the weird the fuck face thingy.

"I'm soo happy like i haven't seen a room or been in a room since like 3 days"

Singapore wasn't even gonna fucking question it he already seen enough from ice. He just stood there at e door, he wanted to stay and make sure Iceland didn't destroy the whole building and everyone in it. But he was kinda scared because Iceland is a bit too high and he hasn't been with crackheads.

"Uh do you want food or something?"

"YES YES PLEASE I HAVEN'T ATE SINCE I HAD THAT WEIRD MUSHROOM BUT IT TASTED WEEEIRD SO GIVE ME REAL FOOD"

singapore leaves to get food.

He came back later with some yummers food. Then he got a small jumpscare seeing Iceland in those goofy rabbit outfit thingies. Anyways, he was fucking shocked.

"What the fuck are you wearing" singapore looked at him weirdly

"I'm wearing a slay preppy outfit 🤩🤩🥳😻😽✨️✨️💅 " Iceland said like those preppy bitches

Singapore cringed and noticed there was a few people in his room, it seemed like there was a party but it was probably boring af like when Rigby threw a party that one regular show episode.

"Is this supposed to be a....party...?" Singapore asked

"Yarr X3" Iceland replied

Singapore looked at the sad little party, seychelles and liechtenstein were talking a bit, taiwan was just playing dress to impress on her phone, faroe was being weird, skrova was talking to gimsøya, åland was eating chips, and yea that's it.

"How the hell did you get all these people here and have a sad party" Singapore asked

"Fuck off I'm going to find Hong Kong" Iceland replied

Iceland left singapore to go look for his Hong kong pookie wookie senpai chan bear. But he found himself with

FRIDGE!1!1!1!1!!!!!

Icelands eyes widened he hadn't seen fridge in forever and kinda forgot him.

"F-f-f-f-fridge sama! Gomenne! Gomenne! Onegai fridge sama forgive watashi san for not talking to you in so long.. alot of stuff happened..."

"Its ok Iceland, I understand I just missed you soooo much"

They started to kiss and everyone stared at them. By the time they stopped kissing Iceland realized Hong Kong was behind the fridge!!!!

"HONG KONG!"

"i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-iceland..."