Diary of an iceland (aph iceland x hong kong x fridge love triangle) crack

I'm with hong kong

Iceland woke up on a soft bed, he looked around trying to figure out where he was. He then realized last chapter was a thing so that meant he had no clothes on. The door opened to reveal FUCKING LEON.

"You're finally awake." Hong Kong said in a nurse outfit (that icy really liked).

"What am I doing here?" Iceland asked.

"I found you on the floor naked so I took you with me. Since Yao has experience with medical shit, I thought he can help you."

"Sooo uhm... when will he help me?" Iceland asked.

"I don't know he's busy I think, I did ask him a few hours ago and he said his last medical related thing was, like, a thousand years ago. I think you'll be fine." Hong Kong responded.

Iceland tried to comprehend the fact that China hasn't done something medical related for a thousand years, so he didn't know if he should trust an old geezer who probably doesn't even remember how to do a surgery.

"While we wait we can do something fun." Hong Kong suggested.

Iceland was already getting a boner because of Hong Kong's outfit. "Well........ I wouldn't mind being fucked by you.😏"

"I was thinking about watching a movie or something but sure!" Hong Kong said.

"You can undress me now" Iceland said.

"You're not even wearing anything 💀"

"I'll undress you then."

Iceland took off Hong Kong's nurses outfit. Hong Kong pulled Iceland for a kiss, he then kissed Iceland all over his face. He bite Iceland's neck having him moan quietly (unlike last chapter). Iceland went down to Hong Kong's crotch area to take off his boxers.

Iceland put his mouth around Hong Kong's dick, and obviously he was sucking it. Iceland then got tired of sucking dick, so he took his mouth out and said,

"Leon get inside me" Iceland demanded.

"Anything for my Icy."

Hong kong put his dick in Iceland's ass (cj iv and sandwich are you enjoying this?") "Oh goddammit you're so hot."

Hong kong  started thrusting.

"Aaa~" Iceland moaned."I find your name so hot because it's just like the first vocaloids name." Iceland complemented Hong Kong.

"I think your name is soooooo hot." Hong Kong complemented his lover back, which made Iceland blush a bit.

"Thank you... can you go in faster..?"

"Yes~." Hong Kong went in Iceland faster.

"Go faster dad-" Iceland couldn't finish his sentence since the door fucking broke down revealing Norway.

"EMIL WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!??!!?" Norway screamed at his brother.

"Holy fuck! Lukas CAN YOU LET ME-

"WHY WOULD YOU RUN OFF SELLING YOURSELF ON EBAY?!?!?"

"ooh.." Iceland thought his brother was talking about him having gay sex.

" wait... why are you naked being FUCKED"

"Uhm..."

"GODDAMMIT EMIL! YOU'RE LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY!!???? IS THIS WHAT YOU SOLD YOURSELF FOR!?!!???" Iceland didn't want to mention this was his second time being fucked. "YOU'RE NOT LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY RIGHT NOW. YOU GET YOUR DICK OFF MY BROTHERS ASS. NOW"

Hong Kong took his dick off and kept watching.

"CAN YOU EVER LET ME HAVE A SECOND ALONE??? I CAN HAVE SEX WITHOUT YOU SCREAMING AT ME"

"I'M YOUR OLDER BROTHER, I KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR YOU SO YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP. We're going home. And put some damn clothes on. Here have my sweater." Norway took off his sweater and threw it at Iceland. He went through Hong Kong's closet for clothes. He had a pair of pants and boxers then threw them at his brother. "Put them on."

Iceland put the clothes on. Norway took his hand as if he was a small child. They went to the car and left.

Ok the reason Hong Kong bearly spoke is cuz he thought he was watching a drama show